Overthinking & Getting a bit personal

[MrsS15]

Clench and roll - hahahaha! I'm definitely not telling hubby about that!! I moan about going on top because I'm convinced it can't fight gravity (my excuse and I'm sticking to it!!) - so if i tell him about this development he'll be making me work

Think I might invest in one of those nighties for the nights I can't be arsed xx

 

[fairyprincess]

Lol I love 'cum catchers' and 'clench and roll'!

 

[MrsS15]

Haha before we were trying we'd always try and do the 'dance' to the toilet so there'd be no mess. Oh god so attractive xx

 

[PrincessPeanut]

That's when you do the clench and roll LOL!!

 

[russellmuscle]

Thats me... (pre TTC)

Id get a baby wipe, plug it and run to the loo.

Now I just need to make sure I put my pants on so I don't wake up with wet thighs. Its actually vile!

Whoever painted making a baby as really glam? cause it most certainly isnt!


xxx

 

[Clover]

LMAO! !!!!
You girls are so funny
I did actually for the first time this month lay with my legs on the air up against the wall for 20 minutes ....I'm not sure if it worked ...plus I looked like an idiot lol

Xxxx

 

[HopeJoy29]

Sorry to jump in ladies but omg these posts made me laugh so much....
Defo going to try these tips lol xx

 

[Joolz1975]

Girls you need to invest in a moon cup!!! Legs in air.....insert moon cup. ....wipe excess man goo with a wet wipe....go to toilet....go to bed feeling relatively clean......sleep......wake up and remove moon cup!!

Admitted it's gross but effective and definitely less messy,

 

[Tina18]

Girls you need to invest in a moon cup!!! Legs in air.....insert moon cup. ....wipe excess man goo with a wet wipe....go to toilet....go to bed feeling relatively clean......sleep......wake up and remove moon cup!!

Admitted it's gross but effective and definitely less messy,

OMG that looks scarey lol I'm looking at it thinking which not goes up!!!!xx

 

[Crazycatwoman]

Usually going doggy style helps, it penetrates deep, giving the spermies a better chance!
I plug myself with tissue paper and lye with a pillow.
You girls do make me laugh and keep me sane lol

 

[MissJP]

Thank you so much for all the replies. Needed the laughs!!

Flexilexi - LOL'ed at your pillow comment. It's bad enough thinking I have to change the sheets in the morning. (You know you've been together too long and the romance is dwindling when you're thinking about having to wash the sheets after DTD haha) Good luck to you too!!!

MrsRoger - The panty liner idea is brilliant! Why have I never thought of that?!

Russelmuscle - Laughed so hard at your posts. It's so true. I was very aware of how unromantic my original post sounded so i'm SO glad I'm not the only one.


I feel a bit bad for our men after reading this. They must be thinking this is not what I signed up for LOL. Gone are the days of cuddling peacefully after sex, now its pillows under bums and legs in the air. I'm actually tempted to show this thread to the OH so he can see I'm not the only one!!!

 

[flexilexi394]

Hahaha excellent isn't it!!
I'll be doing this crazy stuff later Hahahaha!! Xx

 

[russellmuscle]

Yeah, TTCing is not glam. Its the weekend, which means I will be getting my freak on over it

I don't OV for another week - no point me sticking my legs up.

xxx

 

[FitE]

Yesterday I tried to hold my legs up for the first time (leaned against the wall and some pillows underneath). It didn't really end well, after about 15 minutes (I didn't even noticed it was that long, I was reading something on the phone) they went NUMB

And It hurt so bad when I finally put them down... and to think it maybe doesn't even make a difference and that I'll probably not OV for another week... O, well...