Oooooooo my lord, eyes are watering!!

[Ally1979]

Just talking to my friend on FB chat and she has said


10:26pmNicola
my friend is due and she been having contraptions for three weeks on and off, she has anoter 3 to go and had yet another false alarm this morn, they reckon she will have a 13 lb baby!!

13lb!!!!!!!! Bloody hell they would have to knock me out cold for that one!

 

[lea m]

Ooohhh gosh 13 lbs!?

 

[Steelgoddess]

13lbs!!!

Noooooooo surely not...

 

[dannii87]

"Contraptions" I'm soooo sorry!! I couldn't help but laugh!! Don't kill me... Please?!

My step dad always says "had any more Branstone Hips?" He thinks it's pain in the hips and that Branstone was the bloke who name them I never have the heart to correct him!

13lb.. Bloody hell.. Poor woman!! x

 

[nickilubs]

Theres no such thing as a 13lb baby......nope nope nope never ever no such thing....its a myth....yerp its all lies.........

 

[Steelgoddess]

Yinka calls them branston hickles

"Contraptions" I'm soooo sorry!! I couldn't help but laugh!! Don't kill me... Please?!

Freudian slip maybe?

That woman will need some serious contraptions to get that baby out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[lea m]

 

[Ally1979]

"Contraptions" I'm soooo sorry!! I couldn't help but laugh!! Don't kill me... Please?!

lol i guess its even worse considering she is a teacher so shud know how to spell lol

 

[Steelgoddess]

"Contraptions" I'm soooo sorry!! I couldn't help but laugh!! Don't kill me... Please?!

lol i guess its even worse considering she is a teacher so shud know how to spell lol

You're not teaching my child!!

 

[Ally1979]

"Contraptions" I'm soooo sorry!! I couldn't help but laugh!! Don't kill me... Please?!

lol i guess its even worse considering she is a teacher so shud know how to spell lol

You're not teaching my child!!

It wasnt me!!!! I just copied and pasted. I am by all means a model teacher with no flaws

 

[aramintalovegrove]

The typo is hilarious!!

Makes my predicted 11Lber seem tiny... I need to stop going on about this babies weight I seem to be fixated by it today

Ally please find out how much her LO actually weighs when born so I can calm down a bit

 

[Ally1979]

Haha i will do but you may not want to hear the answer!!

 

[aramintalovegrove]

You could lie!!!

 

[Ally1979]

You could lie!!!

I could but where is the fun in that?

 

[Chrissy1]

That's a biffa baby!!!

There's someone in my DH's family who was in the Guniess world record books for a time because their baby was over 15lbs when it was born

 

[LisaPink]

All I can say is OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My previous babies were 5lb 7ozs & 5lb 6.5ozs, that hurt enough!! A 13lb baby is more than mine were put together!!