Well after all the worry about me having a swab before i have the coil fitted i posted about last night, i decided to go for it tonight.
Everything went ok, then came the swab.......
She first gave me a tiny piece of tissue paper (the stuff they cover the couch thing with ) to cover my bits, and all my rear end was showing as the square only covered my bits and top of my legs!!
Then she did the swab, i had really bad belly ache and was trying to to fart!
She swabbed and told me to put my bottoms back on........... I bent down to put my bottoms on and i couldn't get my knickers on! I first put them on side ways and couldn't pull them up and then i put 2 legs through one hole!!
OMG just started to giggle uncontrollably, Andy was pissing himself laughing and i was still bent down with my arse in the nurses face struggling to get my bottoms on!! Oh the shame 
So all the speed to get dressed to save me being embarrassed turned out to be a disaster!
I'm just glad i didn't fart!!
Everything went ok, then came the swab.......
She first gave me a tiny piece of tissue paper (the stuff they cover the couch thing with ) to cover my bits, and all my rear end was showing as the square only covered my bits and top of my legs!!
Then she did the swab, i had really bad belly ache and was trying to to fart!
She swabbed and told me to put my bottoms back on........... I bent down to put my bottoms on and i couldn't get my knickers on! I first put them on side ways and couldn't pull them up and then i put 2 legs through one hole!!
OMG just started to giggle uncontrollably, Andy was pissing himself laughing and i was still bent down with my arse in the nurses face struggling to get my bottoms on!! Oh the shame So all the speed to get dressed to save me being embarrassed turned out to be a disaster!
I'm just glad i didn't fart!!
