OMG Sooooo Embarrassed!!

Yvonne

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Well after all the worry about me having a swab before i have the coil fitted i posted about last night, i decided to go for it tonight.

Everything went ok, then came the swab.......
She first gave me a tiny piece of tissue paper (the stuff they cover the couch thing with ) to cover my bits, and all my rear end was showing as the square only covered my bits and top of my legs!! :shock:
Then she did the swab, i had really bad belly ache and was trying to to fart! :oops:
She swabbed and told me to put my bottoms back on........... I bent down to put my bottoms on and i couldn't get my knickers on! I first put them on side ways and couldn't pull them up and then i put 2 legs through one hole!! :doh: OMG just started to giggle uncontrollably, Andy was pissing himself laughing and i was still bent down with my arse in the nurses face struggling to get my bottoms on!! Oh the shame :wall:
So all the speed to get dressed to save me being embarrassed turned out to be a disaster!

I'm just glad i didn't fart!! :oops: :doh:
 
hahahah sounds like something ild do :doh:
 
He he you sound like me. I do that sort of thing.
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i was so embarrassed, but the more i giggled the longer it took to get my things on!!
My big cellulite, stretchmarky flabby rear end in her face- poor woman, she'll probably resign tomorrow!!! Lol :lol:
 
:lol: lol, I thought you was going to say thAT YOU FARTED WHEN SHE DID THE SMEAR WHEN i WAS READING THAT, GOD IMAGINE HOW EMBARASSING THAT WOULD BE! oops sorry about the caps
 
Hi

lol ohmy thats so funny and smears are e,barrassing as they are. :shock:
I had mine at my postnatal check except thet never warned me before i went.
Katrina
 
LOL....Yvonne i thought you were going to say you farted too....which would have been considerably more embarrassing lol!!!!
What you like he he he......did you look like this..... :moon:
he he he...been dying to use that one!
 
Yeah Hels, it was a bit like that bit had my pants down longer!!
 

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