Oh man, you need to read these!

[Pudds86]

Hilarious.

Hoping my little ones dont come out with creepers like this. Ahahaha.

I particularly like 2 and 4. :-D

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellass...gs-a-child-has-ever-said-to-a-parent?s=mobile

Tapatalking :-D Can't see tickers...

 

[cosmicgirl]

I believe we have all been here before and I believe that children are more accepting of this and that knowledge is "the norm" for them, so yeah, I believe a lot of those statements. They are funny though xx

 

[babyslog]

no 10 ..

 

[Cersei]

oh my..... 10

 

[Lolly85x]

Haha!! So funny xx

 

[Rachaellius]

scary stuff! lol!

 

[Petit Pois]

LOL.


Tapatalking!

 

[mona]

Hilarious

 

[Lou12]

Haha, love number 9 and 12!!!!

 

[Nat49854]

Some of these are quite funny, and disturbing at the same time.

 

[Pudds86]

Lol yes. I am so scared of opening my eyes one night and cam being right in my face just watching me sleep. Haha

Tapatalking :-D Can't see tickers...

 

[Mazdamay]

When my daughter was 5 (she's 11 now) she randomly told me she was going to eat my spleen!! I'm still here so I guess she went off the idea.