Everything that I need to know, I learned from my mom:

[Melanie]

What every mother always teaches to her child....

Everything that I need to know, I learned from my mom:

1- My mom taught me to... Appreciate a work well done: “If you two are going to kill yourself, do it out side I just finished cleaning in here”.

2- My mom taught me... Religion: “You better pray for these to come out of the carpet”.

3- My mom taught me... Logic: “Because I said so, and that’s it”.

4- My mom taught me... Predictions: “Make sure you’re using clean underwear, in case you have an accident”.

5- My mom taught me... Irony: “You keep crying, and I will give you a reason to cry about”.

6- My mom taught me... To be Thrifty: “You better save those tears for when I die”

7- My mom taught me... Osmosis: “Close your mouth and eat”.

8- My mom taught me... Contortion: “Look how dirty you neck is”

9- My mom taught me... Willpower: “You’re going to sit there until you finish that spinach”.

10- My mom taught me... Meteorology: “It seems that a hurricane went through your room”.

11- My mom taught me... Hypocrisy: “I told you a million times not to be so exaggerated”.

12- My mom taught me... Modification of patters of the behavior: “Stop acting like your father”.

13- My mom taught me abilities like the ones of a Ventriloquist: “Don’t grumble me, be quiet and answer me why did you do it?”

14- My mom taught me... Dentist techniques: “Behave or I will stamp your teeth against the wall”.

15- My mom taught me... Rightness: “I will straighten you out of a kick in the ass”

Thanks Mom

 

[mummykay]

 

[Sarah&Braydon]

 

[tracyM]

guilty, guilty, guilty..... And I swore to my mum I'd NEVER say them

 

[Nicola]

Hahaha wonder how many I'll use/say when my little bundle arrives!!

 

[glitzyglamgirl]

My mum used to say "im not buying biscuits, they'll only get eaten!" still not sure exactly what else your supposed to do with them

 

[Melanie]

My mum used to say "im not buying biscuits, they'll only get eaten!" still not sure exactly what else your supposed to do with them

OMG my mam used that one too! Infact she still says it too my youngest brother

 

[SarahB]

 

[jools221181]

They are funny!
The one that really used to wind me up was when I said "it's not fair" and my mum would say "life's not fair"