Geordie&Bairn
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Id been feeling growing pressure for hours on my back and bump
and on the way to the supermarket
i felt my little SO AND SO
(well it felt like this anyway)
Grab my lady bits and explore his exit by pincing squeezing prodding kneeding and pulling the HELL out of my lady bits
It was as if he was trying to escape out any way he could by pulling me apart .
And to top it all i NEEDED a wee like NOW
and the toilets where closed
I was waddling round the supermarket like a crazy penguin holding my back and bump and panting like a CHOO CHOO train
AND SQUEEZING MY AREAS TRYING NOT TO WEE MY SELF
People where looking at me, then my bump and racing away like scared rabbits
I MEAN WHAT DID THEY THINK THEYD HAVE TO DELIVER MY BABY
One a few occations i had to stop, lean into the shelving units and pants to get my breath back
JAMES FOR SOME REASON THOUGH THIS WAS FUNNY
YEAH like to see him go though it the SOD
Finaly got home and raced to the loo
VERY PROUD of myself i had not weed 
OH IT WAS FUNNY THOUGH every time i think of the look on the people shopping and cashiers faces
seeing me panting i HOWL WITH LAUGHTER they really looked scared i was going to give birth on them
But Collier has been told he's not to do it agian , like he'll listen
and on the way to the supermarket
i felt my little SO AND SO
(well it felt like this anyway)Grab my lady bits and explore his exit by pincing squeezing prodding kneeding and pulling the HELL out of my lady bits
It was as if he was trying to escape out any way he could by pulling me apart .
And to top it all i NEEDED a wee like NOW
and the toilets where closed
I was waddling round the supermarket like a crazy penguin holding my back and bump and panting like a CHOO CHOO train
AND SQUEEZING MY AREAS TRYING NOT TO WEE MY SELF
People where looking at me, then my bump and racing away like scared rabbits
I MEAN WHAT DID THEY THINK THEYD HAVE TO DELIVER MY BABY
One a few occations i had to stop, lean into the shelving units and pants to get my breath back
JAMES FOR SOME REASON THOUGH THIS WAS FUNNY
YEAH like to see him go though it the SOD
Finaly got home and raced to the loo
VERY PROUD of myself
i had not weed OH IT WAS FUNNY THOUGH every time i think of the look on the people shopping and cashiers faces
seeing me panting i HOWL WITH LAUGHTER they really looked scared i was going to give birth on them
But Collier has been told he's not to do it agian
, like he'll listen 
