Lunchtime sing-song - in tune to 'I Will Survive'

[Snuggle]

ALL TOGETHER NOW..........

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I
grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...

But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans!

Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count??!!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!

I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

 

[evemarie8]

I would sing out loud Snuggle, honest I would but I am at work!!!

I sang it in my head though

 

[tracey 2]

OMG im laughing so much thats brill.

Did you make that up?

 

[mum2be?]

I love that song

i will survive...........

 

[Sammystar]

Excellent!!

 

[Snuggle]

My mum sent it to me, made me giggle

 

[Ladybird]

We need a new smilie with tears streaming down it's face with laughter!! Love it!!

 

[frangelle]

Where did it come from??!!

 

[happy-chick]

Yeah ive had that in an email haha its great

 

[Charlotte & Emily]

snuggle ive got your avatar in my head so i was picturing the hippo singing it so im laughing twice as hard

 

[Snuggle]

snuggle ive got your avatar in my head so i was picturing the hippo singing it so im laughing twice as hard

That makes it even funnier

 

[Melanie]

snuggle ive got your avatar in my head so i was picturing the hippo singing it so im laughing twice as hard

LMAO so was i!!!!!

 

[sam96031]

 

[katyk]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL