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There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.

Pregnancy is a disease from which you recover in 18 years and 9 months.

Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside


I found the first one so funny
 

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