Lady bits in labour!

[heidi-hi]

Trust me, your body will clear itself out in labour! I could barely get myself off the loo. I now realise why some babies are born in the toilet!

Haha, an theres my OH saying how he wants to video the birth!! He says he wont go 'down there' but i think most definitley not ! Im gonna have to do some research on babies born in the toilet... the actual toilet or the bathroom?!? xxx

 

[AugustMum]

I was almost born in a bed pan! I kept needing the loo before and during labour and as Id been the loo so much I couldnt tell if I needed to push or needed a poo

FOB said he wouldnt look 'down there' and I asked him politly to stay near my head. He did admit to me though that he did take a peek while I was on the bed. He said it looked angry

 

[heidi-hi]

Angry!!!!!! Thats is hilarious. I think im gonna have to start getting used to the fact that all this probably will happen, then if it doesn't its a bonus. Cant believe i have been so naive in the past... didnt think there would be any worries or anything in pregnancy thought it would be like in films, where everything is rosy!! Didnt think giving birth would be easy... i just didnt know all this other stuff happens!! xx

 

[tinkerbell86]

yeah your body prepares yourself for it but trust me your more interested in getting the baby out rather than what it looks like down there!!!! or if your me i was telling my oh to cancel appointments i had made!!! i had had a bit of gas and air at this point lol!!!

 

[heidi-hi]

yeah your body prepares yourself for it but trust me your more interested in getting the baby out rather than what it looks like down there!!!! or if your me i was telling my oh to cancel appointments i had made!!! i had had a bit of gas and air at this point lol!!!

Haha! High as a kite Im defo gonna try that stuff!

 

[tinkerbell86]

I wasn't too bad on it but I was concerned that I had made a load of apps and didn't need them!!!my oh did say did I want him to call them at that moment (5am on a sat morn) to which I replied yes so they know how much pain I'm in!!! also I remember saying it weren't like what they do on eastenders lol!
But I had been in hosp before having lo and hadn't tended to that area for nearly 2wks as I couldn't get in the bath with a cast thankfully I don't think it was too bad....

 

[rachaellouise]

Hairy foof!!
This made me laugh!! Well I had not given much thought to the presentation of my 'bits'... till now!!
BUT I am pooing myself aboutt he fact I may poo, I plan to have a water birth so the poo would be floating around!!

 

[lauren86]

^ i laboured in the water hun and didn't poo! at least i don't think so, my OH said i didn't

I managed to keep mine under control - i thought, until after i'd given birth i realised there was patches i'd missed everywhere lol. You seriously couldn't give a shit at the time though xx

 

[evie_smith]

I didn't pooh in any of my labours I think its only 20% of women I Hurd somewhere thy pooh and it's delt wtb discreetly my mum poohed with my brother but she was induced so her body didn't have time to clear out naturally x


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[heidi-hi]

I know i havent really got much of a bump yet, and i realise i will have a limited view of me foof when i get bigger but didnt think it would be so difficult to keep it under control! Im gonna try my best to keep the bush at bay but i also dont want the horrible rash i get the day after i shave... maybe i should consider waxing or just for the best! xx

 

[AugustMum]

I used a mirror Works a treat though, that and attempting to move the bump to one side lol.

 

[heidi-hi]

Im gonna do the mirror thing i think! Im gonnahave to get over it and stop thinking about it all now and just go with the flowww me thinks

 

[evie_smith]

I used a mirror too lol


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[amyjayne77]

I didn't. I was soooo overgrown it's unbelievable!! Poor oscar needed his rainforest getup to find his way out!

 

[heidi-hi]

I didn't. I was soooo overgrown it's unbelievable!! Poor oscar needed his rainforest getup to find his way out!

I nearly just choaked on my own spit i breathed back that hard laughing!

 

[Momma`Kat]

I used a mirror.. but cant reach round properly to get the right angle atall, so gave up LOL

 

[amyjayne77]

This thread inspired me.... Just shaved myself a brazillian, purely out of shame. I no longer have a bump to use as an excuse. Hubby thinks his lucks in lol!

 

[fairydust1984]

Lol x


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[Vicxzy]

see im paranoid now cos last time i went for a smear there was a doc, nurse & medical student in & they all found it necessary to comment on my bikini wax!!! it was just a normal brazillian nothing fancy!x

 

[Princess81]

Go treat yourself prior to due date and get it waxed professionally. Beautician will be able to see no probs