Knickers...
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well i had an okish sleep so off i went to bed last night just got nice and comfy in bed sleep: when my DH come in the bedroom to tell me id switched off the 2 switches behind the sofa thus ending his game on the xbox without it being saved, now i didnt remember doing that!! so there is me lay there thinking i was losing my marbles when i suddenly thought about going into labour that night, which i then thought crap i cant as my MIL is having the kids and that night my DS was sleeping over at her house so it would mean waking him up to bring him home in the middle of the night 
anyway i suddenly heard a thud on my bed side table and a weird noise and instead of jumping out of bed and putting the light on like most normal people would i slowly turned my head to see what was there and was greeted by my pussy cat purring like mad at me, my heart was pounding like mad i could do without the scares in the middle of the night...... so i either have a very clever cat that shimmed up the drainpipe and in through my window or a very stupid husband that didnt notice the cat sneaking in the room when he opened the door to tell me id messed up his game, im going with the latter seeing as though i figured out when he pushed the sofa back he knocked the extention lead into the switches thus switching them off so it was him that done the switches meaning ive still got all my marbles 
anyway i suddenly heard a thud on my bed side table and a weird noise and instead of jumping out of bed and putting the light on like most normal people would i slowly turned my head to see what was there and was greeted by my pussy cat purring like mad at me, my heart was pounding like mad i could do without the scares in the middle of the night...... so i either have a very clever cat that shimmed up the drainpipe and in through my window or a very stupid husband that didnt notice the cat sneaking in the room when he opened the door to tell me id messed up his game, im going with the latter seeing as though i figured out when he pushed the sofa back he knocked the extention lead into the switches thus switching them off so it was him that done the switches meaning ive still got all my marbles yeah it came out on thursday!!
how much more dramatic do you want it??? i could of been murdered in my sleep by a black panther that managed to shimmey up the drainpipe to eat me, they have them in the uk you know there as been sightings by these crazy people that dont know the difference between a big black panther and a domestic puddy cat
how much more dramatic do you want it??? i could of been murdered in my sleep by a black panther that managed to shimmey up the drainpipe to eat me, they have them in the uk you know there as been sightings by these crazy people that dont know the difference between a big black panther and a domestic puddy cat
that advert is just not right!!
the dog stalks him thinking he is big an hard and the cat turns around and belts him then the dog leaps in the air to get away he is a big dope my dog
my cat stands and the bottom of the stairs and if you ignore him he bats your legs to get your attention lol
the dog stalks him thinking he is big an hard and the cat turns around and belts him then the dog leaps in the air to get away he is a big dope my dog
my cat stands and the bottom of the stairs and if you ignore him he bats your legs to get your attention lol
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ok so didnt get on here much yesterday. came on this morning to catch up.
how sad is this i got so excited seeing the attachment symbol on this thread i thought wish had given in and bared all. lol.
no just pinky. wish your a wimp.
i will be here to keep you all company and if wish thinks she is going to abandon us she has another thing coming.
cant believe they offered to shave your foof wish. a beauty treatment at the same time eh. posh hospital youve got there. lol. i felt a huge sense of achievement yesterday cos still managed to do my own. whoop whoop.
xxx
how sad is this i got so excited seeing the attachment symbol on this thread i thought wish had given in and bared all. lol.
no just pinky. wish your a wimp.
i will be here to keep you all company and if wish thinks she is going to abandon us she has another thing coming.
cant believe they offered to shave your foof wish. a beauty treatment at the same time eh. posh hospital youve got there. lol. i felt a huge sense of achievement yesterday cos still managed to do my own. whoop whoop.
xxx
i agree wish is a whimp lol
and how the hell do you achieve doing your own lol i find it sooooooooo hard to do
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pass. thought id give it ago. think it may be the last time though. can only just reach my ankles to do legs. lol.
was praying oh didnt walk into the bathroom. most awkward positions ever. lol. not a pretty sight.
what you up to today. im really bore but cant be bothered to do anything. xxx
was praying oh didnt walk into the bathroom. most awkward positions ever. lol. not a pretty sight.
what you up to today. im really bore but cant be bothered to do anything. xxx
