Johnny Depp

[star fish]

Ahhhh! Soo frustrated!

Spent the night having the most fantastic mind blowing sex with Johnny Depp (which is wierd cos i dont usually fancy him, but I do now that i know how fab he is in bed), several times and woke up so wanting more and more and more. Husband gone to work.

I got a bus into town and spend the whole way stood up with the most fantastic man behind me, and his front swaying into my back every time we went round a corner. We were both laughing and apologising as my arse rubbed against him yet again (I'm sure i would have found it hideous if he wasnt so good looking).

I just know I'm ovulating if I'm finding strange men on the bus attractive. Less wierd that i'm wondering how to get Johnny Depps phone number.

DH not due home till about 8pm. He's really down about the restaurant closing, and thinks we should leave it this month and start again after xmas. But i swear that if he doesnt put out tonight I'm ringing JD!

 

[LouiseB]

Oh i've got Johnny D's phone number from that time he whisked me off of the Maldives for a weekend of hot sex and cock... tails.

He insisted he put it in my phone for me, here it is!

+44 8008135

As for grinding men on the bus lol That probably wasn't his mobile phone in his pocket

I had a horrid dream last night. I had been in a coma and when i woke up, my husband had sold our house and bought another one. It was everything i hated and i kept on shouting at him - he was trying to tell me he thought i'd love it but i wanted him to admit that he only thought of himself when he bought it. I wanted to get back to my old house but i couldn't remember how to get there... it was very distressing

 

[star fish]

Brilliant, thanks Lou, I'll give him a call if DH doesnt come up with the goods. Do you think he might take me to the Maldives too? It looks lovely there.

I hate those insecruity dreams! Poor you! They are really upsetting arent they, and you wake up feeling unsettled and distressed. Sorry to analyse but sounds like you are subconciously blaming your husband for something... something connected to your deep rooted security. After all, your home is an extension of yourself in dreams. I'll say no more!

 

[Tracey M]

And to analyse Starfish's dream..... well....if JD cant make it, DH not in the mood, get the same bus in the morning LOL

 

[LouiseB]

Sorry to analyse but sounds like you are subconciously blaming your husband for something.

Oh i blame him for everything lol

He is the source of all my frustrations and woes

Don't get me wrong, we are very happy together and we don't argue very much but he frustrates me a lot because he has so little drive for anything and he is so full of excuses, he is the guy that lives for tomorrow and tomorrow never comes

I am the girl that wants things doing yesterday!

 

[kizzibea]

Haha oh dear. Better hope your OH puts out tonight then or maybe you'll just have to go for another bus ride and get your rocks off that way.

I had David Tennant the other night... felt so guilty when I woke up I had to confess to OH that I'd slept with another man. Then I realised it was a dream.

 

[sparkle82]

Haha, If grinding upto good looking strangers works in your ttc quest im sure we'll all give it a go!!! haha just for the cause, obviously!! lol

& if JD does take u2 the maldives then ask him to pencil me in for next week x x

 

[maybe baby]

Love this thread! LOL!!

xx

 

[Spinneygirl]

Ok if we are analysing dreams, the other night I dreamt i cheated on my OH and he found out and dumped me! What does that mean? xxx

 

[EmmBee123]

If sparkle gets JD/Maldives the week after, can I have the one after that?

I had a dream last night that OH was expecting, very strange, may be something to do with his tummy not being quite as toned as it once was. Later he, and his sisters all told me in confidence that they were pregnant.

 

[star fish]

Apparently Johnny Depp can't fit me in for a while, something about a film he's doing or some such rubbish, so I'm going to stick with my husband for now.

Kizzi, I can't believe you felt guilty from a dream! Especially a David Tennant dream. Confession is bad for the soul

 

[star fish]

Oh Spinney! That dream sounds awful!! Are you having a bad time at work? We usually transfer work stress into our personal life in dreams and vice versa, especially when we have a problem we dont want to or dont know how to deal with.