Im not joking there was a spider running round my lounge last night... it was HUGE
ive seen smaller cats honestly.
It was running round my lounge floor so i set my simmy (cat) on it and it ran under the tv stand, so i went to bed thinking its ok simmy will get it in time.
Hour or so later simmy came to bed so i thougth thank god for that its eaten.
BUT OH FOOKING NO.
2.30 i woke up as i always do looked over at my bam, and teh fooking monster was on top of her.
I was sooo fookin scared. Tried gettin it off her without it waking bam up but wihtout me having to get too close....
lol
it ran off my bed so i left simmy going after it but it went under my bed....
that was the worst nights sleep ive ever had...
picture it.. i winced up the valance sheet so it didnt crawl up that on the bed it wud have gone on the bed base..... pillows stuffed all round the edge of the bed to the wall so it wudnt creep up the side, and me and bam tucked under the duvet...
ive never been so scared in all my fooking life...
anyone watching it wud have been in stitches but i wasnt
ive seen smaller cats honestly.
It was running round my lounge floor so i set my simmy (cat) on it and it ran under the tv stand, so i went to bed thinking its ok simmy will get it in time.
Hour or so later simmy came to bed so i thougth thank god for that its eaten.
BUT OH FOOKING NO.
2.30 i woke up as i always do looked over at my bam, and teh fooking monster was on top of her.
I was sooo fookin scared. Tried gettin it off her without it waking bam up but wihtout me having to get too close....
lol
it ran off my bed so i left simmy going after it but it went under my bed....
that was the worst nights sleep ive ever had...
picture it.. i winced up the valance sheet so it didnt crawl up that on the bed it wud have gone on the bed base..... pillows stuffed all round the edge of the bed to the wall so it wudnt creep up the side, and me and bam tucked under the duvet...
ive never been so scared in all my fooking life...
anyone watching it wud have been in stitches but i wasnt