its my due date..

well..i had some sex..and NOTHING!
I had sex for nothing :shakehead: :shakehead:
Im not happy now :shakehead: :shakehead:
 
I will be going on a long walk later..to find my way from the hospital car park to my consultant :shakehead:
Maybe that will do the trick :cheer:
 
lol bless ya dont stress babe he will come! Ull miss being pregnant after lol!
If it comes to it light a fire down there and smoke him out!
:hug: :hug:
 
I have tried burning him out with a hot bath :rotfl: That didnt work :think:
He will come when he is ready..i just hope its not too long :cheer: :cheer:
 
LOL! Maybe wave a hot dog down there? the smell might draw him out? if he likes hot dogs? :think: Or some chicken nuggets? :think:
 
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Are you related to my husband by any chance? He suggested waving milk down there...and shining a light down there and telling him to follow it. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Oh and it didnt work..i had to try :oops:
 
Eblinx said:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Are you related to my husband by any chance? He suggested waving milk down there...and shining a light down there and telling him to follow it. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Oh and it didnt work..i had to try :oops:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
 
Sarah_B's_mummy87 said:
Eblinx said:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Are you related to my husband by any chance? He suggested waving milk down there...and shining a light down there and telling him to follow it. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Oh and it didnt work..i had to try :oops:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

What did i have to lose? :moon: :moon: :rotfl: :rotfl:
 
thanks tasha :hug: :hug:
he is going to be a typical bloke..never on time. :talkhand:
 
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I dont think we're related lol!
I can imagine you doing that lmao!! Such a funny sight! Some like the rocking on the ball to help things get started, herbal tea, SEX, spicy foods (fajitas worked for me!), long walks, SEX, they say baths slow things down when ur in labour, can even stop labour sometimes, but in very early stages (before 5cm my mw told me) (and before waters break etc)
U can always have SEX?? :twisted: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
It really did work for me, i was 5days early, at night we had sex twice doggy (tmi) and fajitas for dinner, and waters broke at 6:30am! was having contractions all night too, but i thought it was braxton hicks coz i had them for a month constant lol :roll: They were so bad they thought i was in labour a month early when they hooked me up to the contraction monitor lol!
Aaaaaanyway, i hope LO comes soon honey theres not much you can do to coax him out, just the natural stuff!
Sending you Labour vibes ~~~~~~~ (painfree ones!)
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
 
By the way i think its just the spermies which brings on labour so u can always get him to give you a, ahem, 'donation' ?? Unless u'd get jealous of the lil cup? :lol:
 
ARGH!
Dont tell me that now! I have been having a bath everyday! :shakehead: Good job i had a shower today :wink:
Maybe i will try some more sex later :rotfl: :rotfl:
 
LOL, baths really ease the pain of contractions but thats why u cant go in a birthing pool before established labour/after waters breaking/5cm
I was in the bath hours at a time while pregnant! :rotfl: i loved it! But when i went into labour i didnt have a bath for 2days (i showered!), im not sure if that had anything to do with it, but im just going on my experience :)

I hope ive helped or at least made you smile! :D

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
 
Eblinx said:
ARGH!
Dont tell me that now! I have been having a bath everyday! :shakehead: Good job i had a shower today :wink:
Maybe i will try some more sex later :rotfl: :rotfl:

Have you tryed a bath with lavander bubble bath, it may not bring things on but will really relax you :D
 
You wouldnt believe how much time i am in the bath..thats it...showers from now on :shakehead: :shakehead:
And lots of sex tonight..well..not lots but im sure i can manage some in the name of moving this baby :cheer: :cheer:
You have done both..cheered my morning right up :cheer: :hug: :hug:
 
Eblinx said:
You wouldnt believe how much time i am in the bath..thats it...showers from now on :shakehead: :shakehead:
And lots of sex tonight..well..not lots but im sure i can manage some in the name of moving this baby :cheer: :cheer:
You have done both..cheered my morning right up :cheer: :hug: :hug:
Aww shucks :oops: made me blush!
I was in the bath pretty much all day with Jaycee I had NOTHING else to do! I had at least 2 baths in the day and 1 or 2 at night lol! :shhh:
I was staying at OHs nans house for 2 days and i dont like having baths at other peoples houses (especially being as hugely pregnant as i was lol!) and then it started!
I hope tonights the night for you honey! Will be thinking of u to the song ''Let's get it on....'' lmao!
All the best for a fast easy painfree labour!
I want to see a birth story tomorrow missy!! :D
:hug: :hug:
 

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