Interesting question: vibrators and pregnancy....

[Snuggle]

I wish I could capture my hubbys face on camera when I start going on about mucus etc, he just says 'why why why would you want to tell me that?!'

 

[babyblonde]

Mine says he's pretty sure cavepeople managed to reproduce without online fertility calendars and digital thermometers so he doesn't really see what all the fuss is about!

 

[Snuggle]

Men just dont share the joys of trying to conceive do they

 

[babyblonde]

Ooooh aaaaaahhh eeeeeeee - right that's my bit done, wake me up in nine months so i can go 'wet the baby's head' with my mates.

That's pretty much the male view right

 

[babyblonde]

He says thank you for the useful information x

 

[HollyHobby]

You might not want to use one when you would be due on as sex can cause spotting.
Also if you'ld had any pain, discharge or a pervious m/c.
Also orgasms can be very painful when pg.

(not meaning to put you off like!)

 

[Anna23]

A vibrator doesnt have a tongue though so men do have their uses

you can get vibrators that are tounges........ (i bet your wondering how i know that )

 

[Anna23]

Subtle and true Snuggle

You can't get a cuddle from battery powered plastic either - and they don't tend to make the tea!

(Now have scary image of rampant rabbit making carbonara....)

you can also get cusions that cuddle you at night not sure about cooking tea tho but i doubt it

 

[HollyHobby]

anna they are known as bettys tongues
made famous on graham nortons show!

 

[mary70]

The net doctor says a doctor would disscorage the use of a vibrator in the first 12 weeks

 

[Anna23]

anna they are known as bettys tongues
made famous on graham nortons show!

ye ye use graham norton as a excuse

 

[babyblonde]

you guys crack me up!

 

[suzie1011]

this thread has brightened my day...seriously

 

[A&J]

OMG

you lot are mad.....but great at cheering me up

 

[babyblonde]

mad is good!

 

[A&J]

mad is good!

Sure is

 

[Foxxi]

mad is good!

Sure is

A&J ..... you'd know! After our status chats on FB tonight! lol



Is there a vibrator that can go to the bar and get a round of drinks in????

 

[A&J]

mad is good!

Sure is

A&J ..... you'd know! After our status chats on FB tonight! lol

As Lisa would say ''I am innocent''