I look like...

[titch]

.... father christmas

Im so massively jealous of ladies who have neat little bump. Mines just spread across my whole abdomen and I look like I should be more jolly than I actually am.

Im trying to resolve the situation by scoffing maltesers!

 

[Mamafy]

And scoffing maltesers is the only answer

Hun you're fine I'm sure xxx

 

[evie_smith]

haha!! i look like santa when im not pregnant!!! im 13stone + and im only 5ft 3 im a big mama!!! haha so much my friends used to call me squishy lol! dont worry!!!

 

[Rosie's Mummy]

I thought I was going to read on to see 'I have grown an amazing beard and can't stop saying ho ho ho'

I am sure you are fine, my tummy is wobbly still from Rosie and I have a big spare tyre at the top of my jeans even though they technically still fit me!

 

[Toonlass]

Your lucky to look like father christmas, i just look like a beached whale xx

 

[joanna0110]

You'll have a bump soon enough!!! I'm huge and its a little embarrasing telling people i'm only 14 weeks!!!

 

[ERIN84]

I'm sure you look glowing tiny! Malteasers are ok, afterall it is the lighter way to enjoy chocolate! x

 

[Lynniepants]

Ditto... but with doritos just now!!! Oh well, who cares!

 

[weeemms1]

doritos *drools*

 

[Piglet10]

pmsl god i love this forum!!!! xx

 

[evie_smith]

mmmmm doritos i like the chilli ones used to like eating them with pickeld eggs when i was around 13 hahaha!! i was a wierd child x

 

[titch]

pickled.....eggs?! I was expecting you to say onions. Whats a pickled egg?! eggs in a jar???

 

[Sam's Mum]

That really made me laugh Maltesers are definitely the way to go...

 

[Sam's Mum]

pickled.....eggs?! I was expecting you to say onions. Whats a pickled egg?! eggs in a jar???

Yep. I don't think I've ever actually had them but don't they have them on the counter in fish and chip shops?!

 

[titch]

I cant remember the last time I went to a fish and chip shop My life is becoming empty. I think I wanna go for a chippy now just to see eggs in a jar.

 

[Sam's Mum]

I haven't been to one for ages either. Could do with a big greasy chip shop burger for breakfast...

 

[titch]

ew... breakfast?! I was thinking more dinner!! Friday used to be our takeaway/eat out night. not sure when that changed, I have got osme beef to make a healthy stew but I think thats just boring now!

 

[Rosie's Mummy]

Pickled eggs are DELICIOUS!! haha I cant believe you have never had one Tiny!

 

[titch]

haha, okay Im missing out, Ill buy one if they have them! I just realised this thread started with me moaning about my belly and ended with me deciding to have a chippy tonight!!

 

[Sam's Mum]

ew... breakfast?! I was thinking more dinner!! Friday used to be our takeaway/eat out night. not sure when that changed, I have got osme beef to make a healthy stew but I think thats just boring now!

Not my usual breakfast but I'm ill and feeling sorry for myself so would have loved one this morning