......can I come in please?? 
Things I think qualify me for tri 3 are...
1) I can no longer sleep the whole night through without going to the toilet.
2) My hips ache all the time
3) I have started making 'ooof' noises whenever I sit down/stand up/bend over etc
4) My OH has been banished to the spare room because I need all the bed
5) I poured OJ on my cornflakes this morning as I have completely lost my mind
6) So many people are having their babies and I'm getting REALLY excited!
I hope thats enough to qualify me for entry, is there anything else I should look forward to before I move onto the next stage...?

Things I think qualify me for tri 3 are...
1) I can no longer sleep the whole night through without going to the toilet.

2) My hips ache all the time
3) I have started making 'ooof' noises whenever I sit down/stand up/bend over etc
4) My OH has been banished to the spare room because I need all the bed

5) I poured OJ on my cornflakes this morning as I have completely lost my mind

6) So many people are having their babies and I'm getting REALLY excited!
I hope thats enough to qualify me for entry, is there anything else I should look forward to before I move onto the next stage...?