Husband & wife (joke)

[nicki]

Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife
looks over at him and asks the questions.....
>
> WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
>
> HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
>
> WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
>
> WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
>
> WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
>
> HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
>
> WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
>
> WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
>
> WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
>
> WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
>
> HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"
>
> WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
>
> HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
>
> WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
>
> HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
>
> WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
>
> HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
>
> WIFE: -- silence --
>
> HUSBAND: "shit."

 

[bagpuss]

 

[Hypnorm]

good one!

 

[cassi]

 

[Yvonne]

 

[Emmylou]

 

[sarah113]

 

[hearts81]

Good un!

 

[Rosieroo]

 

[Ebony_Mommy]

ha!