A joke for you!

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  1. Kylie1007

    Kylie1007 Well-Known Member

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    A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, 'You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

    'From now on when I say BELL 1

    I want you to strip naked.

    When I say BELL 2

    I want you to jump in bed.

    And when I say BELL 3

    We are going to make love all night.
    ' The next night he came home from work and yelled

    ' BELL 1!' The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

    When he yelled 'BELL 2!', the wife jumped into bed.
    When he yelled ' BELL 3!', they began making love.

    After a few minutes the wife yelled 'BELL 4!'

    'What the hell is BELL 4?' asked the husband?

    'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,' she replied '
    YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.'
     
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    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

    thats fooking brilliant :twisted:
     
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    hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa love it!! :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
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