He said BD'ing was like an episode of ER..

[minxie]

This is my first cycle where Im tcc....Im waiting until next week to test (around 18th to the 22nd...AF is due on 20th. Anyone else in a similar situtation timewise?)

Anyway, wanted to share a funny story with you....

OH was back from work early today and we were having a little cuddle on the sofa. As Im not totally sure when I ovulate, I thought one more try at BD'ing can't harm anything..so I started to go into ' stroking his hair, batting my eyelids mode'. He picked up on that straight away and started to tease me saying "Last time it was like bl**dy ER, can you try and be a bit more sexy about it? " and "I'm worried you will leave me for a turkey baster".

Then..he said something and it really hit home how baby obssesed I have become.....he said "It was hilarious when last time you called out 'inseminate me'..it was like ****ing an encyclopedia". Did I really say that?

Anyone else had their OH's comment in this way? Or am I just the lucky one?

 

[glitzyglamgirl]

Ahahaha that really made me laugh!

 

[Manda&Thomas]

awww bless him made me giggle
manda x

 

[whyslifesobig]

I think you are funny fingers crossed.... I hope I never shout anything like that the walls are paper thin in this house I already blame the BDing noises on the dogs when nextdoor gives me funny looks.

 

[Fingers crossed]

I think you are funny fingers crossed.... I hope I never shout anything like that the walls are paper thin in this house I already blame the BDing noises on the dogs when nextdoor gives me funny looks.

Me?? thats so funny, when I said to OH about BD while on the clomid, I said that we can't waste it and we'll have to have naughties every other day, he looked at me sternly and said 'I'm not being used, if we can't do that now we're ain't gonna just cos you're on drugs' I think that was just an excuse so he can get his leg over more now

 

[Gem & Leland]

how funny

think our sex life has just took a tumble lol part from last week at the hotel

he always comes out with , 'is it optium(spl?) time then '

 

[chellieboo]

I can't imagine calling out something like that...OH would kill me!!

I think my AF may be due around the same time as you (although may be a bit later due to later ov. than expected)

 

[Gaby]

aw ^_^



Still, i'm sure i say some weird things to DH when we BD. Especially when he wakes me up in the middle of the night for it

But like an episode of ER? How can sex be like an emergency room???

 

[whyslifesobig]

a lot of grunting, sweat, yelling and a little pain yup sex is a lot like er

 

[Gaby]

oh, i get it now ^_^ lol

 

[minxie]

But like an episode of ER? How can sex be like an emergency room???

I have asked OH to clarify and he said:

1) "I felt like I was being operated on....sperm transplant"
2) "you didnt go and tell them that did you? How much do you tell these people?"

 

[Gaby]

Lol, DH doesnt like me posting stuff on here either ^_^ i just dont tell him anymore

 

[MaybeMummy]

ye 'hop back on, i wanna a baby'

he replied... 'f**k me, leave it out will you, you only want me for my boy bits'

 

[Gaby]

DH just cant perform if he's thinking about ttc He says babies are a turn off, lol

 

[MissGobby]