awww love you fran, dont worry you'll never have to see your midwife again and on the bright side if you take the OH with you it will put him off sex for life
yeah in one of my books this woman in the birthing pool has a muff seventies porn stars would be jealous of..with only a week and a half left i'm having a wax..couldnt bear to look like that!
its alison mackonochie "the complete book of pregnancy and baby care"
i nearly wet myself when i saw the pictures of what they advise you to wear..must be from 89 or something..big lesbo dungarees...chintzy flowing dresses! yuk!
yeah, flowing dresses with bows round the neck. Who wore this shit.
I would rather go naked than wear some of the stuff in these books.
And as for the men, they look like sex pests
i think you've just brought on my labour lauramum01
when i was laughing at your post about "the fairy wig" i felt a pain..been getting twinges ever since! lol
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