getting divorced....

[krystal&jack]

Wish I had thought of that I used to write my shopping lists in my mind with my exhusband only ever got the fruit and veg though! I once pulled an apple from under the pillow and took a bite and he didnt even notice!!!

what the hell was an apple doing under a pillow?

 

[reallyoldmum]

I put it there on purpose to see if he would notice - and he didnt!! I also once woke up when he was pulling down my nightie and he said dont bother to wake up its all over!!

I'm glad to say I dont sleep in a nightie with my new husband!!

 

[krystal&jack]

I also once woke up when he was pulling down my nightie and he said dont bother to wake up its all over!!

oh my god no wonder you got divorced! thats disgraceful, says a lot for how good he was though! men!

 

[mrs_tommo22]

I also once woke up when he was pulling down my nightie and he said dont bother to wake up its all over!!

oh my god no wonder you got divorced! thats disgraceful, says a lot for how good he was though! men!

Oh my god im glad to say that im awake when me and my husband are doin a bit of the old jiggerypokery

 

[reallyoldmum]

Believe me if you had been married to my exhusband you would have been glad to stay asleep!!!!

 

[mrs_tommo22]

God that bad