even kerry Katona's gone into labour before me!

[sazzylou]

http://www.heatworld.com/Article/5118/K ... +in+labour!


Seriously.......i know she has to come out at some point, but whens it my turn?!?!

1 day to go....and no sign of her yet...how frustrating

 

[Jade&Evie]

she's early- she's not due until after me...

 

[sazzylou]

she's early- she's not due until after me...

no i know! the cheeky cow....another cue jumper....

 

[Geordie&Bairn]

ah hunny it will happen soon

labour dust to help
sarah

 

[Jade&Evie]

she's early- she's not due until after me...

no i know! the cheeky cow....another cue jumper....

Must be all those 'smelling salts' she's sniffing...

 

[debecca]

she's early- she's not due until after me...

You're joking? Cheeky cow!

Right I'm off to take some Class A drugs and acquire a problem with alcohol. That's bound to shift Conifold early!

 

[sazzylou]

she's early- she's not due until after me...

You're joking? Cheeky cow!

Right I'm off to take some Class A drugs and acquire a problem with alcohol. That's bound to shift Conifold early!

dont forget to start smoking!! apparently the doctors say thats FINE!!

 

[Happybunny]

Get me some lambrini and fags!!!

Can't believe she is in labour already, I thought she was only about 6/7 months gone.

 

[Jade&Evie]

She is due about 2 weeks AFTER me.

Although she has HUGER than me in her TV show for the past month so maybe her dates were wrong!?

 

[sazzylou]

heat are saying she was due in 3 weeks.....

http://www.heatworld.com/Article/5119/K ... EEKS+early

I thought she had further to go though......either way, im annoyed. Old chavvy Katona gets her baby before me *stamps feet*

 

[Happybunny]

Maybe they mean three weks before term (37) so she would be 34?

 

[lfc_sarah]

Awwwww

Hope it happens for u soon xx

 

[xJuliex]

she was due the day b4 me

 

[mrs_tommo22]

Her last baby was early too and theysaid it was because of stress, yeah right!

 

[Misslarue]

Her last baby was early too and theysaid it was because of stress, yeah right!

Nothing to do with fags eh

 

[Jade&Evie]

Her last baby was early too and theysaid it was because of stress, yeah right!

Nothing to do with fags eh

or the copious amounts of cocaine....

 

[muppetmummy]

I'm sure I heard she was due in May. Seeing how much she smokes and drinks in her tv show I'm not surprised her poor baby wants out!

 

[sarah2807]

cheeky cow!!! I think you girls are right tho-it's obviously the large amounts of drinks, fags and booze..that poor baby prob couldn't take anymore.

 

[abcd1234]

I swear celebrities ahve shorter pregnancies then us normal people!!!

I though she was due end of may never mind, i've noticed that nicole kidman has gone from being behind me, to being exactly the same, to being ahead of me! Obviously the weeks go faster in celeb world!!!

TBH it's probably better for that baby to be out then in, from what she's said shes eaten nothing but crap the whole time and smoked and drank! I'd want out too

 

[muppetmummy]

The mtv website said she was due 19th May.

I know what you mean about celebs having faster pregnancies.
Maybe it's to cover up when they get induced or a c-section early to avoid stretchmarks