Dont know why I'm writing this, please hunour me....

[cosmicgirl]

Do I put parsley with boiling water? I have some fresh parsley I could try now x

 

[Nurse 26]

ye i would put the parley in a cup of boiling water and leave it to infuse for 5 mins then strain it

 

[winnie89]

i did a test a week after my period was late and it came up negative hun sometimes the HGC just isnt strong enough just wait and see wat happens xx

 

[Nurse 26]

how did the parsley tea go? xx

 

[LouiseB]

It sounds rank lol

I do like parsley with fish and in sauces, so that it would probably taste like fish water to me by association

I'd stick to orgasms to bring on af, get your uterus and muscles contracting

 

[cosmicgirl]

It was awful, couldn't drink alot of it tbh but had a good try.
Still no af x

 

[cosmicgirl]

CD40 today x

 

[Nurse 26]

Have you tried sex hun, this is the one that usually does the job for me, as lou said it contracts muscles in uterus

 

[cosmicgirl]

No, it hurts too much, too uncomfortable
I'll have to contract them myself
What about sit ups? x

 

[Nurse 26]

hmmmm never heard about sit ups but worth a shot!

get contracting that uterus

 

[cosmicgirl]

Hehehe will do
I think I'll go and see the dr, although I didn't have much luck there on my last 50 day cycle x

 

[cosmicgirl]

At least I've got no hpts left so that will stop me testing for the next 10 days x

 

[Kezzamunster]

Oh cos, hope it shows up soon for you
Xxxxxx

 

[cosmicgirl]

Thanks Kez, it's like bloody groundhog day! I'm worried that there is a reason for these wacky cycles as I was always regular as clockwork before mc, always 28/29 days. They then went to 35 days give or take a day either side, then the random 50 day cycle and now cd 40 today grrrrrrrr xx

 

[Kezzamunster]

I know they can muck your cycles up but thought they would of gone back to normal by now, maybe a trip to GP is needed for an MOT
xxxxx

 

[Amyrose]

Robbie Williams..... that is all lol xxx

 

[cosmicgirl]

Oh yes my friend, Robbie is a big help x

 

[Amyrose]

he can contract my muscles anytime infact i think he is now hehehe x

 

[cosmicgirl]

I like to have a go at his love muscle xx

 

[DaisyPurple]

Lmao x