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Do you remember the feeling when.....

kazlin said:
A hairy public apple? What did everyone take a bite? :think:

aw bless.....its ok babe, she meant pubic, but im guessing you havnt been able to see your pubic region for a few weeks so its ok, your forgiven :hug: :hug: :rotfl: :rotfl:
 
lou said:
glitzyglamgirl said:
I had a caterpillar in an apple once! Well half a caterpillar.....you can guess what happened to the rest :puke:

If you had eaten all of it you could have grown a butterfly in your tummy :shock:

Do you remember when you were a kid and you thought that eating apple pips would make you grow a tree in your stomach?!

just me then :oops:

What?!!

You mean that's not true?
 
those of u who like all-chocolate kitkats- why dont y'all just buy a yorkie instead if u dont want the wafer?! LOL

re. the apple-pip/tree-growing-in-stomach thingy, someone once said to me dont swallow chewing-gum because...

"it will wrap around ur heart and strangle u"! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

OMG i think i literally PMSL! we were 17 as well! haha
 
trixipaws said:
those of u who like all-chocolate kitkats- why dont y'all just buy a yorkie instead if u dont want the wafer?! LOL

re. the apple-pip/tree-growing-in-stomach thingy, someone once said to me dont swallow chewing-gum because...

"it will wrap around ur heart and strangle u"! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

OMG i think i literally PMSL! we were 17 as well! haha

:rotfl: I think it would have trouble getting to your heart but I have heard that it can wrap around your intestines :shock: sounds nasty :puke:

haha remember eating too much ice cream or sucking on an ice pole and getting ice cream head :shock: that really hurt :(
 
hehe with the chewing gum i got told if you swallowed it it would stay in your stomach until eventually all the gum you swallowed got stuck together and you couldn't eat proper things anymore apart from milk and water! :shock:

i've had half a finger of kit kat all chocolate, never the full one though, i feel left out too!!!

i had a packet of crisps with ONE crisp in... :roll: and i bought a book and loved in and got to the end and the last half a chaper was MISSING!

i was so peeved
 
*Star* said:
hehe with the chewing gum i got told if you swallowed it it would stay in your stomach until eventually all the gum you swallowed got stuck together and you couldn't eat proper things anymore apart from milk and water! :shock:

i've had half a finger of kit kat all chocolate, never the full one though, i feel left out too!!!

i had a packet of crisps with ONE crisp in... :roll: and i bought a book and loved in and got to the end and the last half a chaper was MISSING!

i was so peeved

Thats someone at the bookshop taking the piss :rotfl: I'd do that if I worked at a bookshop :wink: And one crisp! Thats great :clap: Also your chewing gum theory reminds me of the hair ball theory too, I never chewed my hair though but I can remember girls at school who did :puke:
 
well, the funny thing is, i DO work at a bookshop!
do you know borders?
it's usually a problem with the printing press and you get a whole batch of books with part of the story missing.

the funniest one we had was we had one half of one book at the start, and then the 2nd half of the book was a totally different book. we had about 5 or 6 customers come in complaining and wanting a refund!
 
*Star* said:
well, the funny thing is, i DO work at a bookshop!
do you know borders?
it's usually a problem with the printing press and you get a whole batch of books with part of the story missing.

the funniest one we had was we had one half of one book at the start, and then the 2nd half of the book was a totally different book. we had about 5 or 6 customers come in complaining and wanting a refund!

That beats a chocolate kit kat hands down :shock: How bizarre :rotfl:
 
yep it's very wierd! also every now and then we have paperback books that when you open the pages are all upside down, so you have to turn it upside down and start from the back page to read it!

so very wierd :lol:
 
When I was about 8 I got a jigsaw puzzle for xmas from santa (of course) with a note inside sayin "I am very sorry but I dropped a piece over Russia and didnt have time to go back for it" Yeha thanks mum :roll:
 
glitzyglamgirl said:
When I was about 8 I got a jigsaw puzzle for xmas from santa (of course) with a note inside sayin "I am very sorry but I dropped a piece over Russia and didnt have time to go back for it" Yeha thanks mum :roll:

Thats excellent :D
 

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