Do you remember the feeling when.....

[kazlin]

Are you sure you weren't tripping when you ate Bert and Ernie chicken flavoured strawberries??

I'm so glad I just swallowed that mouthful of tea Emma

 

[Xena]

Ive bought multipacks of coke or pepsi before that have had in them a sealed empty can. A few times actually.

 

[Jen & Her Men]

Maybe they hired someone who is allergic to potatoes??!

Highly random!! And HOW disappointing??!

 

[Lou]

Ive bought multipacks of coke or pepsi before that have had in them a sealed empty can. A few times actually.

Really!?! Thats awesome

 

[Lou]

Are you sure you weren't tripping when you ate Bert and Ernie chicken flavoured strawberries??

I was young and carefree, it was mid summer, the fruit was ripe for picking......yes I could very well have been tripping

 

[Lou]

Maybe they hired someone who is allergic to potatoes??!

Highly random!! And HOW disappointing??!

Its ok because being the greedy bugger that I am I ordered 2 tubs of potato salad so once I had eaten all of the shite one I cheered myself up with the other tub that had potatoes a' plenty

 

[glitzyglamgirl]

Slightly off subject, but my mum used to put a cupfull of cornflakes outside till they went green and soggy, then buy a new box and empty them in the top....send them back to kellogs with a VERY demanding complaint letter and get a huuuuuuuuge box of cornflakes back...im talking about 30 boxes

Anyway.....

I have never had a choc only kit-kat and I am now feeling very sad and hard done by

 

[mum2A&L]

Slightly off subject, but my mum used to put a cupfull of cornflakes outside till they went green and soggy, then buy a new box and empty them in the top....send them back to kellogs with a VERY demanding complaint letter and get a huuuuuuuuge box of cornflakes back...im talking about 30 boxes

thats fantastic!!!!!!!

 

[Lou]

Slightly off subject, but my mum used to put a cupfull of cornflakes outside till they went green and soggy, then buy a new box and empty them in the top....send them back to kellogs with a VERY demanding complaint letter and get a huuuuuuuuge box of cornflakes back...im talking about 30 boxes

Anyway.....

I have never had a choc only kit-kat and I am now feeling very sad and hard done by

So I'm guessing you got pretty sick of eating cornflakes

Can't believe you've never had an all chocolate kit kat Its great

I also once had a little stone in a Linda MaCartney pie which was a bit odd

 

[kazlin]

Slightly off subject, but my mum used to put a cupfull of cornflakes outside till they went green and soggy, then buy a new box and empty them in the top....send them back to kellogs with a VERY demanding complaint letter and get a huuuuuuuuge box of cornflakes back...im talking about 30 boxes

Now don't put ideas in my head you!

 

[glitzyglamgirl]

I had a caterpillar in an apple once! Well half a caterpillar.....you can guess what happened to the rest

 

[kazlin]

I made a lovely frothy strawberry fool when I was a teenager, I let it set a little and then I noticed some mini slug like creature was swimming in it

 

[Lou]

I had a caterpillar in an apple once! Well half a caterpillar.....you can guess what happened to the rest

If you had eaten all of it you could have grown a butterfly in your tummy

Do you remember when you were a kid and you thought that eating apple pips would make you grow a tree in your stomach?!

just me then

 

[kazlin]

I had a caterpillar in an apple once! Well half a caterpillar.....you can guess what happened to the rest

If you had eaten all of it you could have grown a butterfly in your tummy

Do you remember when you were a kid and you thought that eating apple pips would make you grow a tree in your stomach?!

just me then

I'm still working on it, I can picture it now, beautiful leaves sprouting out of my nose and ears...and roots coming out of my a**cough cough

 

[Krystal]

Do you remember when you were a kid and you thought that eating apple pips would make you grow a tree in your stomach?!

just me then

Nope me too

 

[glitzyglamgirl]

I had a caterpillar in an apple once! Well half a caterpillar.....you can guess what happened to the rest

If you had eaten all of it you could have grown a butterfly in your tummy

Do you remember when you were a kid and you thought that eating apple pips would make you grow a tree in your stomach?!

just me then

haha no I thought if you ate apple or orange pips you could grow a tree in your tummy too Every time I was constipated I thought thats what it was and id say "the trees stuck in my bum mummy"

 

[Lou]

I had a caterpillar in an apple once! Well half a caterpillar.....you can guess what happened to the rest

If you had eaten all of it you could have grown a butterfly in your tummy

Do you remember when you were a kid and you thought that eating apple pips would make you grow a tree in your stomach?!

just me then

haha no I thought if you ate apple or orange pips you could grow a tree in your tummy too Every time I was constipated I thought thats what it was and id say "the trees stuck in my bum mummy"

and I bet your mum said "well that'll teach you not to eat the pips then"!

The pips tasted bloody horrible anyway Do you remember there was always the kid at school that ate all of their apple, even the little pubic hairy bit at the bottom

Come on own up.....which one of you was that child?

 

[emma28]

Apple pips have cyanide in them according to my DH.

Do you think if you eat enough of them you would die???? Or is that as silly as thinking you would grow a tree in your tummy????

 

[glitzyglamgirl]

I had a caterpillar in an apple once! Well half a caterpillar.....you can guess what happened to the rest

If you had eaten all of it you could have grown a butterfly in your tummy

Do you remember when you were a kid and you thought that eating apple pips would make you grow a tree in your stomach?!

just me then

haha no I thought if you ate apple or orange pips you could grow a tree in your tummy too Every time I was constipated I thought thats what it was and id say "the trees stuck in my bum mummy"

and I bet your mum said "well that'll teach you not to eat the pips then"!

The pips tasted bloody horrible anyway Do you remember there was always the kid at school that ate all of their apple, even the little pubic hairy bit at the bottom

Come on own up.....which one of you was that child?

haha it was very pubic wasnt it! But um noooooooo not me

 

[kazlin]

A hairy public apple? What did everyone take a bite?