Dis Fred is Sick Brah! LOL

[Krystal]

Me and my mates: Doorway: Bottle of cider in hand

Me and my mates: school toilets: Fag in hand (look at the sweaty betties on the wall I mean of much more chavvy can you get..

 

[fran_23]

rotfl:

You are THE chavette heres your crown

 

[mummykay]

Krystaaaaaaaaaaaaaal, u iz chavalicious!!!

here mate wtf, ye startin' on me, i'll get da lads round leek fock, then am awee to the icy to drink a wee bitta bucky and smoke some wEe fEgS leek fock oy mate saunter.

PRIME MINISTER CHAV WHA WHAAAAAAAAA

 

[zebrastripes]

That is brilliant.

I'd do you like ye got a luvly pair of titties eeee

 

[fran_23]

Yeah heres your crown

 

[zebrastripes]

Krystaaaaaaaaaaaaaal, u iz chavalicious!!!

here mate wtf, ye startin' on me, i'll get da lads round leek fock, then am awee to the icy to drink a wee bitta bucky and smoke some wEe fEgS leek fock oy mate saunter.

PRIME MINISTER CHAV WHA WHAAAAAAAAA

aye luv me first fockin pallicy is ta lower the drinkin age to 12 reet. Bucky fer all!

 

[Krystal]

I'm afraid the chavvette language round here differs to the one down south though.. ours is more like...

ere reet ya wanna shut ya mooth befor I gan an get the shields lads down and they'll knock ya the fuck oot!! alreet????

 

[mummykay]

Dis be wot I iz wearin 4 hittin up da clubs, she wearin 2 much tho init?!

 

[mummykay]

Watch Eastenders - Listen to Stacey Slater - Thas how I tawk init

 

[zebrastripes]

aye she fockin ruff leek, get dem knackers out more leek. shiz a wEe sTuNnA tho.

 

[trixipaws]

Yeah heres your crown

quality!

 

[mummykay]

aye she fockin ruff leek, get dem knackers out more leek. shiz a wEe sTuNnA tho.