Dis Fred is Sick Brah! LOL

[Jade&Evie]

I wanted to stop posting in the other thread so it dies lol.

You can't beat me in chavviness.... I was just having a think, I'm a teenage mum, I'm single, my namesake is Jade Goody, I have bleach blonde hair, am sitting her in Unbro trackie bottoms with a can of Fosters and I live in Essex


I'm not that bad honest!

 

[mummykay]

PMSL!!!

Bet ya cant work the Croydon facelift as well as me tho - hair pulled back so tight ur eyebrows disappear into ur hair - sooooo not a sexy look haha!! My poor fringe is suffering lol!! Got hoop earrings, chain and bracelet, currently wearin blokes nike joggers so theyre well baggy with a vest and wonderbra lmaooooooooo All I need is my nike airs and Jam in his matchin tracksuit and a trip to the offy and I would win 'Most Chavalicious' hands down!!!

Please still talk to me everyone, Im not a horrible person

 

[lauramumof2]

are u really drinking fosters?

 

[Jade&Evie]

are u really drinking fosters?

yup, twas left in the fridge...

 

[Bee]

you 2 are mad

but loveable

 

[mummykay]

are u really drinking fosters?

yup, twas left in the fridge...

shes lyin - she bought it specially to eat with her kebab!!!

Bee - thank u hun

 

[Jade&Evie]

I only eat a kebab with white lightening- a big 2litre bottle of it!

 

[fran_23]

Can i join you in your chavilicious crew?
I'm chavvy look.....

 

[Jade&Evie]

Fran wins....

I am going to find my Nickelson top now

 

[Kimbo]

are u really drinking fosters?

whats wrong with fosters? its the only thing i drink out of the cans!

 

[mummykay]

PMSL@FRAN!!

FRANNY G IN DA HOOOOOOOOOUSE!!!!

U iz truly ghetto ma hunny!!!

 

[fran_23]

Nah you gotta drink a can of wife beater


PS i hope you know i was dressed a s a chav for halloween

 

[mummykay]

PS i hope you know i was dressed a s a chav for halloween

Stop lying, u went to threshers for a crate of Stella!!!

 

[fran_23]

I had to open the door to the police dressed like that they spoke to me like scum..i did go and get some stellas thats what i'm drinking

 

[Morganuk]

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[lauramumof2]

are u really drinking fosters?

whats wrong with fosters? its the only thing i drink out of the cans!

See, there you go jumping to conclusions, I was only asking her if she was drinking it.
Im sitting here drinking cider. Im sitting on the steps though and if I see a police car coming Im going to run like fuck.

 

[Kimbo]

are u really drinking fosters?

whats wrong with fosters? its the only thing i drink out of the cans!

See, there you go jumping to conclusions, I was only asking her if she was drinking it.
Im sitting here drinking cider. Im sitting on the steps though and if I see a police car coming Im going to run like f**k.

 

[mummykay]

LMAO @Laura!!!

 

[Jade&Evie]

Laura I just spat Fosters all over my keyboard!

 

[fran_23]

Well Laura it better be white lightning in a can or a 3 litre bottle!!