Did anyone see that young girls teeth on obem??

I had to staple them, brought tears to my eyes let me tell ya! x

:shock: staple them together or to your bum? :rofl:

Stapled the split in the trousers together but it was very prickly for the rest of the day! x

Lol - I stuck my bottom to my chair for the remainder of my day - made sure I was the last to leave aswell!
The jokes got round the next day though :(
Believe it or not it was the women who took the mick out of me more so than the men!!! All banter though :)
I don't mind being the butt of friendly jokes lol

I bet the fellas didn't say more coz they were hoping for an encore!

And Cosmic you stapled your flap!

I go to bed early (I was very drunk *hic*) and miss all of this!

FYI my theory is the smaller the person the more concentrated the evil. At 5,3 I have no problem intimidating the big folk Muhahahahaha.
 
I'm the same cosmic well taller by an inch lol.
I also look young and I've had a few folk saying oh you'll be a young mum and I'm like well no I'll be 30 this year and they're shocked. It's great that I don't look old but when it comes to serious stuff I'm not always taken seriously until someone knows that I am infact nearly 30 and not 19!

I know what you mean, I'm small, not a child! Lol x

Also also also

Oh dear people people think you look a lot younger than you are......my heart bleeds for you.....

*waits until Pinky and Cosmic walk past and legs them up MUHAHAHAHAHAHA*

I'll just shuffle off like the evil wizened little prune I am....
 
I'm the same cosmic well taller by an inch lol.
I also look young and I've had a few folk saying oh you'll be a young mum and I'm like well no I'll be 30 this year and they're shocked. It's great that I don't look old but when it comes to serious stuff I'm not always taken seriously until someone knows that I am infact nearly 30 and not 19!

I know what you mean, I'm small, not a child! Lol x

Also also also

Oh dear people people think you look a lot younger than you are......my heart bleeds for you.....

*waits until Pinky and Cosmic walk past and legs them up MUHAHAHAHAHAHA*

I'll just shuffle off like the evil wizened little prune I am....

Oooooh it'll be more than just your heart that's bleeding :rofl:

Nah like I say its great to look young but some folk don't take me seriously until they realise I'm not a teenager :lol:

 
I'm the same cosmic well taller by an inch lol.
I also look young and I've had a few folk saying oh you'll be a young mum and I'm like well no I'll be 30 this year and they're shocked. It's great that I don't look old but when it comes to serious stuff I'm not always taken seriously until someone knows that I am infact nearly 30 and not 19!

I know what you mean, I'm small, not a child! Lol x

Also also also

Oh dear people people think you look a lot younger than you are......my heart bleeds for you.....

*waits until Pinky and Cosmic walk past and legs them up MUHAHAHAHAHAHA*

I'll just shuffle off like the evil wizened little prune I am....

Ninja, you're like those kids that knock on doors and run off lol x
 
Ninja, you're like those kids that knock on doors and run off lol x

This is true :lol:

And now for my next inflammatory remark.....just watch the last OBEM......teeth OMG! Made me angry because during her 9 months did no-one try and get her help. Or maybe she's got a major problem with dentists (I do its crippling sometimes).

They seemed like a really nice couple, I hope that this is the making of them. Made me appreciate how difficult things can get. Like everyone I've had v lean times and not known how the bills were gonna get paid but I've never not had a roof over my head. Makes me feel impotent because I always feel like I want to help.

Now the bad thing I thought. I noticed he had tongue piercings..... so ....... I wondered if he had knocked them out during a passionate snog......

I also liked the wisdom of the father having the 5th baby who said that the time to keep schtum is when your Mrs is pushing a baby out. The guy the other week playing on his PSP and eating fish n chips needed to learn that one.

Now have I started a flame war again? *looks round nervously and gets ready to duck*
 
Wow this had about 6 more pages since I last looked. Its got very interesting again! I think all footballers should be on normal pay as theyre a waste of space. Kicking a ball about for pleasure and paid HOW MUCH!?
My ex was a fireman for Oxford Fire and Rescue and they all work bloody hard for their money doing occasionally very dangerous life threatening saves and get a pittance.

The guy eating the fish and chips the other week who said "want one" and offered her a chip and and "are you ok" while she was in labour needed a kick.
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