crude question sorry x

Had my first antenatal class last night, and we were discussing tips for bringing on labour, and she confirmed that sperm is the number one trigger! However she wasn't sure it would work iof taken orally as the stomach acid kills the sperm instantly and absorbes the chemical bit that does the job, so she said stick to *ahem* "normal" sex!
 
Rosie1 said:
Had my first antenatal class last night, and we were discussing tips for bringing on labour, and she confirmed that sperm is the number one trigger! However she wasn't sure it would work iof taken orally as the stomach acid kills the sperm instantly and absorbes the chemical bit that does the job, so she said stick to *ahem* "normal" sex!

Did you ask her if orally worked? :shock:
 
I did indeed, but due to the stomach acids etc she didn't think it would work. Don't worry, i didn't stand up and blurt it out in front of the whole group, i discreetly took her aside to ask!
 
:rotfl: :rotfl: I would have blurted it out far more amusing!

I wont be telling DH about the oral part or he will be expecting one every day past 37 weeks will give both ago when it comes to it though might as well make the most of it being just the two of us and having the time for lots of fun I intend to make the most of the excuse for lots of sex! :rotfl:
 
Yes it is true, several of the pessaries that they may induce you with contain pig sperm as an ingredient, hence my reason for refusing induction, luckily both mine were early!!!!! :puke:
 
Erm what :shock: :shock: pig sperm :puke: thats horrible!! Won't be having any of that stuff up me thankyou! :)
 
ive just been googling how to bring on labour

http://www.babycentre.co.uk/pregnancy/l ... gonlabour/

if you read it it says that taking the sperm orally may work better, i bet a man wrote this :rotfl:

Alternatively, giving your partner oral sex may work better. It is thought that prostaglandins are absorbed more efficiently through the gut than through the vagina
 
BeckyJ said:
Alternatively, giving your partner oral sex may work better. It is thought that prostaglandins are absorbed more efficiently through the gut than through the vagina

I bet a man wrote that :roll: xx
 
I will just use mouth wash first....It can only be as bad as mint Gaviscon then :rotfl:
 

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