Cervix

[pinkymum]

Brings a whole new meaning to finding Nemo finding cervix!!!

 

[cosmicgirl]

Brings a whole new meaning to finding Nemo finding cervix!!!

Lol lol, just keep swimming, just keep swimming lol x

 

[Princess81]

yeah, TTC has quite a lot in common with finding nemo. Just not the crabs I hope

 

[cosmicgirl]

and scent of the sea lol x

 

[Princess81]

 

[cosmicgirl]

*tries to think of something witty incorporating sea wee'd, fails miserably* x

 

[cosmicgirl]

and (chocolate) starfish

 

[smokey08]

oh ladies, ye are VILE!! but in a very amusing way!

chocolate cosmic????

 

[abbiecourt]

fish are friends not food x

 

[cherrybinky]

OMG I'm in a taxi on my way out for lunch and this is killing me not to laugh. I shall not be having fish or cream for lunch now LOL

 

[Amyrose]

ladies you realise every poor woman (myself included) has ran to the loo in search of nemo with all the talk of chocolate there will be the odd innocent who thinks its up there

 

[xshauna_bazx]

My cervix felt open for ages, don't worry about it...i got it in my head i was gonna miscarry and something was wrong but everyones cervix do their thing in their own time! Everyones will be different. Also i think it feels open when you have been for a poo too lol xxx

 

[cherrybinky]

I think mine is closed but I was in worry mode yesterday and panicked lol. This thread has proved amusing though in the end x

 

[Cazza]

I'm 40 and have never 'found Nemo'!!!

But having seen that site I'm going exploring as soon as the witch has left the building!!

 

[Princess81]

you can always guarantee that a serious thread wil be de-railed and have you belly-laughing by the end x

 

[cherrybinky]

and it has Princess. I felt stupid for posting it at first but now Im pleased I did. Its also got rid of my panic about an open cervix

 

[Spammy]

That website was fascinating!! And very gross at the same time!

Me and my sister were in tesco the other day and I picked up a gorgeous orchid. She said she hates orchids cos they remind her of lady bits.

Next time you look at one you will know what she meant! I will never look at one the same again! Lol

 

[cherrybinky]

I love Orchids and Lillies and will always love them no matter what bits they look like LOL

 

[smokey08]

ladies you realise every poor woman (myself included) has ran to the loo in search of nemo with all the talk of chocolate there will be the odd innocent who thinks its up there

what??? you mean its not???

 

[Amyrose]

ladies you realise every poor woman (myself included) has ran to the loo in search of nemo with all the talk of chocolate there will be the odd innocent who thinks its up there

what??? you mean its not???

sadly no! but now i really want an easter egg