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Can we beat our husbands?

Squiglet

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Well...at least can I beat mine?.... He's downloaded a new online game and he has now decended into the office (his personal cave) never to see the light of day again... He's also breeding a new super race of cups and glasses in there...I'm sure of it..

The problem is, now I don't actually know if I am living with anyone. I know I live with this little blonde thing that runs around and spends all my money, and two small furry ginger creatures that leave balls of hair every where...but occasionally I catch a glimpse of this tall Neanderthal that appears the come into the kitchen, rumage through my fridge and vanish again.... He closely resembles the man in my wedding photos...although alot more unshaven... Could this be my husband...and can I beat him until he pays some attention to me and our growing bump? :think: :think: :think:
 
The cups and glasses will eventually evolve legs and walk themselves into the kitchen so don't worry about them.

Sarcastic 'post it' notes on his screen might work - I've tried them in other places but they only get noticed if they're bang in the middle of the computer screen.
 
:rotfl: :rotfl: Bloody men!! Good luck hun, you'll need it if mines anything to go by. A heavy object over the head might do the trick :lol:
 
Lol I have a similer problem with my OH, his computer is currently broken and waiting for an engineer to come out and fix it....hes been like a miserable sulking puppy since it broke and now lives on the PS2 instead! I can't win :lol:
 
My OH's the same!!! Except our comp is is in the living room. Whenever I talk to him he swears he doesn't hear me coz he can't do 2 things at once :roll:
 
frangelle said:
My OH's the same!!! Except our comp is is in the living room. Whenever I talk to him he swears he doesn't hear me coz he can't do 2 things at once :roll:

Wierd, Brad does that too, like he slips into some sort of computer trance, his tongue sticks out and everything! I can talk at him as much as I like, but short of hitting him round the head with something I get no response at all!

It happens with the x-box and sky sports news too!!??
 
At least your OH's are in the house. My OH goes into the garage to do something simple to his car, I will go in a while later and he has it in bits. Or he will go in there to clean his motor bike and that ends up in pieces because he has found a slight malfunction or something. He drives me mad :wall: he has no idea of time i think he thinks time stands still when he goes in there!
 
Our computer is still in the spare room, which is officially now Austin's bedroom and can't be used after 8:30pm as Austin goes to bed. So I only have the PS2, the Wii and his guitar to fight for OH's attention...
 
Batter him...and then come over and batter mine for me too...

Our bathroom looks like a bomb went off in there, full on building site - I have to flush the loo with a bucket cos its not plumbed in and we have bin bags all over the bare walls so they dont get wet .....

but his new Xbox game is far more important (obviously)

Whats growing a baby compared to conquering the virtual world???

:rotfl:

Boys!
 
Squiglet said:
Well...at least can I beat mine?.... He's downloaded a new online game and he has now decended into the office (his personal cave) never to see the light of day again... He's also breeding a new super race of cups and glasses in there...I'm sure of it..

The problem is, now I don't actually know if I am living with anyone. I know I live with this little blonde thing that runs around and spends all my money, and two small furry ginger creatures that leave balls of hair every where...but occasionally I catch a glimpse of this tall Neanderthal that appears the come into the kitchen, rumage through my fridge and vanish again.... He closely resembles the man in my wedding photos...although alot more unshaven... Could this be my husband...and can I beat him until he pays some attention to me and our growing bump? :think: :think: :think:

OMG that sounds so familiar :evil: Whats worse is my OH talks to his fellow gamers over his little headpiece. When Jake moves into his own room OH will be moving his pc into our room so when Im trying to sleep hes gonna be there saying stuff to his geek friends :x
 

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