beckham joke

[Tara & Liam]

David Beckham decides to go horse riding.




Although he has no previous experience he skillfully mounts the horse and


appears in complete command of the situation as the horse gallops along


at a steady pace.


Victoria admiringly watching her husband.




After a short time David becomes a little casual and he begins to lose


his grip in the saddle.


He panics and grabs the horse around the neck, shouting for it to stop.




Victoria starts to scream and shout for someone to help her husband as


David has by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is Only


saved from hitting the ground by the fact he still has a grip on the


horses neck.




David decides that his best chance is to leap away from the horse, But


his foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups.


As the horse gallops along, David's head is banging on the ground and He


is slipping into unconsciousness.


Victoria is now frantic and screams and screams for help!!!!




Hearing her screams, the Tesco security guard comes out of the store and


unplugs the horse.

 

well that brightend up ,my boring day , i wish lol

 

[Rachel]

Good one that