beckham joke

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Tara & Liam, Dec 16, 2005.

  1. Tara & Liam

    Tara & Liam Well-Known Member

    Apr 27, 2005
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    David Beckham decides to go horse riding.

    Although he has no previous experience he skillfully mounts the horse and

    appears in complete command of the situation as the horse gallops along

    at a steady pace.

    Victoria admiringly watching her husband.

    After a short time David becomes a little casual and he begins to lose

    his grip in the saddle.

    He panics and grabs the horse around the neck, shouting for it to stop.

    Victoria starts to scream and shout for someone to help her husband as

    David has by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is Only

    saved from hitting the ground by the fact he still has a grip on the

    horses neck.

    David decides that his best chance is to leap away from the horse, But

    his foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups.

    As the horse gallops along, David's head is banging on the ground and He

    is slipping into unconsciousness.

    Victoria is now frantic and screams and screams for help!!!!

    Hearing her screams, the Tesco security guard comes out of the store and

    unplugs the horse.
  2. Guest

    well that brightend up ,my boring day , i wish lol
  3. Rachel

    Rachel Well-Known Member

    May 14, 2005
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    :lol: Good one that :lol:

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