"am I pregnant?"
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But who wants to be sane?!?! XXXXX
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If being insane made the days pass quicker, I could justify it! Lol but alas, I woke up and it's still only decemeber 4th. How much do induced comas cost per day? You can wake me up in a week!
i have a mallet you can borrow for free
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Could i get a lend of that mallet plz...2ww is boring the hell out of me! I need time to hurry up!!! Arhhhhhh!
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You make me laugh Pippa! It's driving me mad too.... I'm now trying not to symptom spot anymore, it just makes the wait harder doesn't it - I could stub my toe right now, and convince myself it was a pregnancy symptom I reackon!
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Oh JJ, totally.
Bloating-pregnant? No pippa, you just pigged out on pie and chips.
Cramps-Pregnant? No pippa, you just need to trump after that calorific pie you big pig!
OH more annoying than usual-Pregnant? No pippa, he just Can be THAT annoying (bless his beautiful heart!)
Boobs hurt-pregnant? No pippa, you've been poking them for half an hour, you massive bellend...
The list goes on!!!
Bloating-pregnant? No pippa, you just pigged out on pie and chips.
Cramps-Pregnant? No pippa, you just need to trump after that calorific pie you big pig!
OH more annoying than usual-Pregnant? No pippa, he just Can be THAT annoying (bless his beautiful heart!)
Boobs hurt-pregnant? No pippa, you've been poking them for half an hour, you massive bellend...
The list goes on!!!
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I had a dream this night that I tested with a frer and two lines came up. Am I pregnant??
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I had a dream this night that I tested with a frer and two lines came up. Am I pregnant??
in your dreams!
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I had a dream this night that I tested with a frer and two lines came up. Am I pregnant??
in your dreams!
Lol! It's even mire frustrating that it's constantly sneaking into our dreams too, it doesn't help the wait!
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Haha...I know! You can never escape it!! Lol
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Aww ladies uv made me laugh..thank u!! Keep them coming! Wonder has anyone done anything and then made up a symptom to justify it? I done that today, out shopping today, 15mins from my house and an hour before dinner time i took a greedy notion to stop and get an overly expensive coffee and cake.....totally no need for it! As i sat my greedy arse down and tucked into my choc cake my mind drifted to the old 'am i preggers' debate and basically lied & convinced myself that i was feeling unusually tired (from doing nothing more trenuous than walking) and needed the sugar fix = possible pregnant symptom?? But no if im truely honest it was just a greedy 'i want cake' symptom. lol
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Lol this morning I woke up early after a horrible dream and couldn't get back to sleep, as soon as I got up, I was DYING to hce eggs! I thought, yes! A symptom!! But then realised I was most likely just winding myself up and decided not to go and buy some. I still want them though but I refuse to feed my neurotic brain with imaginary cravings! lol
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Lol! This night I was lying on my tummy and I thought I could feel that I had sore boobs - pushing all my weight on my boobs they felt a bit sore yes, but only cause I made them sore!
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I've just joined this club too!! Feeling absolutely exhausted today - yaaahoooo must be pg!! Wellll........it could be due to that fact that I have been awake since 3am this morning stupid woman!! 
But, I am just getting into practise! 
Feeling absolutely exhausted today - yaaahoooo must be pg!! Wellll........it could be due to that fact that I have been awake since 3am this morning stupid woman!! But, I am just getting into practise! 
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Well I woke up incredibly sick, hung around my toilet all morning so far, had to go for a lie down - great way to spend ur birthday.
Maybe it was dodgy lasagne last night... :/
Been all emotional too, tearing up at tv ads. - well what do I expect, I'm getting old!
Gone to the loo 5 times already this morning yet still feel like I have a full bladder - I've drank two cups of tea! Bit excessive.
But hey I've gone slightly symptom spotting mad this month!!
Maybe it was dodgy lasagne last night... :/
Been all emotional too, tearing up at tv ads. - well what do I expect, I'm getting old!
Gone to the loo 5 times already this morning yet still feel like I have a full bladder - I've drank two cups of tea! Bit excessive.
But hey I've gone slightly symptom spotting mad this month!!
