Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following in excerped from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which the
evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names..
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
>a = snickle
>b = doombah
>c = goober
>d = cheesey
>e = crusty
>f = greasy
>g = dumbo
>h = farcus
>i = dorky
>j = doofus
>k = funky
>l = boobie
>m = sleezy
>n = sloopy
>o = fluffy
>p = stinky
>q = slimy
>r = dorfus
>s = snooty
>t = tootsie
>u = dipsy
>v = sneezy
>w = liver
>x = skippy
>y = dinky
>z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:
>a = dippin
>b = feather
>c = batty
>d = burger
>e = chicken
>f = barffy
>g = lizard
>h = waffle
>i = farkle
>j = monkey
>k = flippin
>l = fricken
>m = bubble
>n = rhino
>o = potty
>p = hamster
>q = buckle
>r = gizzard
>s = lickin
>t = snickle
>u = chuckle
>v = pickle
>w = hubble
>x = dingle
>y = gorilla
>z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:
>a= butt
>b = boob
>c = face
>d = nose
>e = hump
>f = breath
>g = pants
>h = shorts
>i = lips
>j = honker
>k = head
>l = tush
>m = chunks
>n = dunkin
>o = brains
>p = biscuits
>q = toes
>r = doodle
>s = fanny
>t = sniffer
>u = sprinkles
>v = frack
>w = squirt
>x = humperdinck
>y = hiney
>z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
The following in excerped from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which the
evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names..
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
>a = snickle
>b = doombah
>c = goober
>d = cheesey
>e = crusty
>f = greasy
>g = dumbo
>h = farcus
>i = dorky
>j = doofus
>k = funky
>l = boobie
>m = sleezy
>n = sloopy
>o = fluffy
>p = stinky
>q = slimy
>r = dorfus
>s = snooty
>t = tootsie
>u = dipsy
>v = sneezy
>w = liver
>x = skippy
>y = dinky
>z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:
>a = dippin
>b = feather
>c = batty
>d = burger
>e = chicken
>f = barffy
>g = lizard
>h = waffle
>i = farkle
>j = monkey
>k = flippin
>l = fricken
>m = bubble
>n = rhino
>o = potty
>p = hamster
>q = buckle
>r = gizzard
>s = lickin
>t = snickle
>u = chuckle
>v = pickle
>w = hubble
>x = dingle
>y = gorilla
>z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:
>a= butt
>b = boob
>c = face
>d = nose
>e = hump
>f = breath
>g = pants
>h = shorts
>i = lips
>j = honker
>k = head
>l = tush
>m = chunks
>n = dunkin
>o = brains
>p = biscuits
>q = toes
>r = doodle
>s = fanny
>t = sniffer
>u = sprinkles
>v = frack
>w = squirt
>x = humperdinck
>y = hiney
>z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
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