Okay ladies...for your porn star name, just add the name of your first pet to your mother's maiden name.
Mine would be Jezebel O'Connor....I actually had a cat called Jezebel one time!
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For your other one, follow these instructions.
I ended up as Snotty Gigglehiney from this! I ask you!
Naomi's is Goober Gigglehiney, and OH is ...Boobie Gigglehiney! *LOL*
My brothers and sister are all Poopsie, Dinky and Cheeseball Gizzardnose. I'm glad I married a Gigglehiney!
WE ALL NEED TO LAUGH
Laugh a little ---------
This only takes a minute.
Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name.
Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers.
And don't go all adult- my friend in Utah who is a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget e = crusty
f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky
k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober
p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie
u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle
f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey
k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble
p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil
u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush
f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker
k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney
p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer
u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Now when you SEND THIS ON..use your new name as the subject.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
laugh an average of 4 times a day.
Put more laughter in your day.=
Post your alternative names!
Mine would be Jezebel O'Connor....I actually had a cat called Jezebel one time!
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For your other one, follow these instructions.
I ended up as Snotty Gigglehiney from this! I ask you!
Naomi's is Goober Gigglehiney, and OH is ...Boobie Gigglehiney! *LOL*
My brothers and sister are all Poopsie, Dinky and Cheeseball Gizzardnose. I'm glad I married a Gigglehiney!
WE ALL NEED TO LAUGH
Laugh a little ---------
This only takes a minute.
Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name.
Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers.
And don't go all adult- my friend in Utah who is a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget e = crusty
f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky
k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober
p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie
u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle
f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey
k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble
p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil
u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush
f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker
k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney
p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer
u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Now when you SEND THIS ON..use your new name as the subject.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
laugh an average of 4 times a day.
Put more laughter in your day.=
Post your alternative names!
Zippy Cootiebutt 
