Alternative names

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  1. Tiny Sue

    Tiny Sue Well-Known Member

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    Okay ladies...for your porn star name, just add the name of your first pet to your mother's maiden name.

    Mine would be Jezebel O'Connor....I actually had a cat called Jezebel one time!

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    For your other one, follow these instructions.
    I ended up as Snotty Gigglehiney from this! I ask you!

    Naomi's is Goober Gigglehiney, and OH is ...Boobie Gigglehiney! *LOL*

    My brothers and sister are all Poopsie, Dinky and Cheeseball Gizzardnose. I'm glad I married a Gigglehiney! :lol:

    WE ALL NEED TO LAUGH

    Laugh a little ---------

    This only takes a minute.
    Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name.

    Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers.

    And don't go all adult- my friend in Utah who is a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.

    The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......

    Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
    a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget e = crusty
    f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky
    k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober
    p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie
    u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

    Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
    your new last name:
    a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle
    f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey
    k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble
    p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil
    u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla
    z = stinker

    Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half
    of your new last name:
    a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush
    f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker
    k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney
    p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer
    u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
    y = brains z = juice

    Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
    Now when you SEND THIS ON..use your new name as the subject.
    And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
    laugh an average of 4 times a day.

    Put more laughter in your day.=

    Post your alternative names!
     
  2. beanie

    beanie Well-Known Member

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    Goober Girdlechunks.....

    And my porn star name is fluffy gordon
     
  3. hearts81

    hearts81 Well-Known Member

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    Zsa Zsa Apple Tush here please to meet you all lol

    the first one would've been Jazz Boustead :D

    OH is Loopy Apple Brain :?
     
  4. Tiny Sue

    Tiny Sue Well-Known Member

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    Good for a giggle eh?

    Gosh we're so mature *L*

    Sue
     
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    Mine is Pinky Gerbil Kiiser :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol:

    My porn star name is Rudy Darcy (Had a cat named Rudy when I was 1 :oops: he was ginger and gorgeous!)
     
  6. Flossy82

    Flossy82 Well-Known Member

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    Ok so here's mine

    Its Zippy Cootie Fanny :shock:

    And my porn star name is Blossom Coombs
     
  7. cassi

    cassi Well-Known Member

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    Snotty Wafflebrain! and OH is poopsie Girdlejuice lol

    And my porn star name is Hugo Humpherston lol 8)
     
  8. bagpuss

    bagpuss Well-Known Member

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    Mines similar to Flossy82,only she has a fanny and I have a butt!!! :dance: Zippy Cootiebutt :dance:
    my porn star name would be Whiskas Danks :dance:
     
  9. LauraB

    LauraB Well-Known Member

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    Hey chunky, I must be your long-lost cousin ... Dorkey Bubblechunks! :lol:
     
  10. Hypnorm

    Hypnorm Well-Known Member

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    porn name is - Snowy cant

    other is - Boobie Applechunks (Almost sounds obscene! :oops: )
     
  11. LauraB

    LauraB Well-Known Member

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    Yay, another long-lost 'chunky' relative! :lol:
     
  12. Layla

    Layla Well-Known Member

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    porn star name is Tabs Adams


    other name is dinky apple mouth

    lol
     
  13. beanie

    beanie Well-Known Member

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    The chunky family grows lol :D
     
  14. Adele

    Adele Well-Known Member

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    I'm Crusty Applebutt LOL!

    Oh and my pornstar name would be Muffin Roberts :dance:
     
  15. kellie80

    kellie80 Well-Known Member

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    Boobie bubblechunks here!
     
  16. Kim

    Kim Well-Known Member

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    Hey Sue one of my cats is called Jezabel!!

    My porn star name is Herby Gray (boring)

    my other name is pinky cootieshorts lol
     
  17. Tiny Sue

    Tiny Sue Well-Known Member

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    Great minds think alike Kim LOL..

    Hypnorm...hey what is it that Snowy Can't? :lol:

    Sue
     

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