you can give better instructions on the use of opks and hpts than the manufacturers
your freezer is full of frozen baby carrots and full fat icecream
you can pronounce and spell guanifesin
you can work out what day any date in the year was by working backwards in your cycle
you wake up in the morning and are dying to pee you still automatically pause to think whether it needs to be in a cup
you can't understand how women can NOT know when their last Af was
You use the term AF
You never buy sanitary products in advance in case you "jinx" yourself
You look pleased if you feel nauseous
your bbs have bruises from you poking them to see if they're "tender"
you only drink one weekend in four
you don't have pre menstrual tension, you have during menstrual tension instead
your freezer is full of frozen baby carrots and full fat icecream
you can pronounce and spell guanifesin
you can work out what day any date in the year was by working backwards in your cycle
you wake up in the morning and are dying to pee you still automatically pause to think whether it needs to be in a cup
you can't understand how women can NOT know when their last Af was

You use the term AF
You never buy sanitary products in advance in case you "jinx" yourself
You look pleased if you feel nauseous

your bbs have bruises from you poking them to see if they're "tender"
you only drink one weekend in four

you don't have pre menstrual tension, you have during menstrual tension instead