Why is it OK for the man in the relationship to fart as loudly as he possibly can, but when, heaven forbid, the female should pass wind - the male looks at her so aghast, like she has just committed a mortal sin. I mean, it might not be very lady like but some of the things he asks me to do in the bedroom aren't very lady-like either, so he can't blumming well have it both ways So I shall continue to fart, and I will endeavour to make them as loud and smelly as possible. Now... where did I put the baked beans
Give him a dutch oven, that'll shut him up oh and what are the unlady like bedroom things just out of interest ? does he make you dress as a fella?
My Oh hates it if i fart so much so i dont fart infront of him unless im asleep in which i get a nudge from him saying thats discusting(sp)!!! But its perfectly fine for him to fart whenever and wherever he feels like it and for it to stink to high heaven and then he is proud of himself!!!!!
