Yet Another Random Thought

[monster_munch]

Why is it OK for the man in the relationship to fart as loudly as he possibly can, but when, heaven forbid, the female should pass wind - the male looks at her so aghast, like she has just committed a mortal sin.
I mean, it might not be very lady like but some of the things he asks me to do in the bedroom aren't very lady-like either, so he can't blumming well have it both ways

So I shall continue to fart, and I will endeavour to make them as loud and smelly as possible. Now... where did I put the baked beans

 

[Lou]

Give him a dutch oven, that'll shut him up

oh and what are the unlady like bedroom things just out of interest ? does he make you dress as a fella?

 

[Emma58]

By the way what's a Dutch Oven?? Sorry if i'm being really naive.

 

[Becs]

Does he make you sweat, rather than perspire

 

[Lou]

By the way what's a Dutch Oven?? Sorry if i'm being really naive.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAkWcbfEqNg

 

[monster_munch]

Give him a dutch oven, that'll shut him up

Tried that - he freaks out - I mean total hissy fit!

 

[Emma58]

PMSL
Never knew it was called that! You learn something new every day.

 

[Krystal]

I wouldn't dare fart in front of OH

too embarrassed.

 

[Kylie1007]

The baby is the farter in this household!

 

[Becs]

I blame the cats. "Phwoar, Andrew do you smell that? Oscar just did a right woofta!"

 

[Squiglet]

Just LOL

 

[jenni32]

Why are men so proud of the farts they produce?

 

[Moomum]

I wouldn't dare fart in front of OH

too embarrassed.

I thought I was the only one

 

[tattybear85]

My Oh hates it if i fart so much so i dont fart infront of him unless im asleep in which i get a nudge from him saying thats discusting(sp)!!!

But its perfectly fine for him to fart whenever and wherever he feels like it and for it to stink to high heaven and then he is proud of himself!!!!!