WHY do men insist they are being funny????

[Imi-Maddie's-Mum]

Hiya girls ....

I retract my earlier statement of being Happy!!! just spoken to my OH about him coming home and stuff, and i said something that just didn't make sence .... (Pregnancy brain i suppose!!!) i had a "Blonde" moment

Anyway the cheeky twat turned around and says ... " I don't know why your getting things all confused ... the day i fertalized you, i doubled your IQ"!!!

That put the big knickers comment in the shade ... the way he's going he'll be sleeping in the garage with a black eye in 2 weeks ...

Bloody nerve !!!

 

[Amanda]

Sorry Imogen, but I have just laughed so hard at that, that it's brought tears to my eyes!!!

That was not really a very supportive comment from me was it? Sorry!!!!!

 

[Imi-Maddie's-Mum]

Cheers mate!!

Did you want suger or salt in that tea???? LOL

 

[Amanda]

The way I'm eating salted crisps today, that would actually be okay for me!!!!

 

[Imi-Maddie's-Mum]

I'll be putting breast milk in the way your going lady!!! LMAO!!!