who watched victoria beckham last night on TV?

budge said:
well i only watched it coz it was the thing on when i went to bed

There was a bit in it where she was in her new rented appartment. Her hair stylist and makeup artist were with her round the pool and she was waiting for her new PA to arrive.
She said she had requested one that was not too skinny, not too pretty and not too intelligent :shock: Then the doorbell rang and she said ''ill go and anwswer it so the new PA thinks im normal'' :rotfl: . She answered it and said that in normal circumstances she woud never answer a door in person :rotfl: :rotfl: WTF!!!!
Then duringthe week with the new PA she was in the kitchen with ther and she said ''When we go to functions you can eat my meals for me coz i hate eating in public. Then she added ''every girl has a fat friend and you can be mine''!!!! how RUDE!!!!
honestly the girls a fooking loooooony :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Then she went to get her picture taken for the DVLA!!! she posed like a tosser for the picture then insisted she could see it. She didn't like the picture so she asked for another one to be taken. The woman slurred to her in an american accent. ''This is the DVLA hunny - we don't do touch ups'' :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

There was loads of other funnies but my fingers ache

Yeah I saw a clip of that DVLA thing!! Stupid biatch. I never thought she was like that :shock: I always thought she was down to earth, but it's obviously all gone to her head.

She is so scrawny and vein, no wonder David goes elsewhere, it must be like lying on a hard matress sh*gging her :puke:

Course she couldn't go on top either coz she'd impale him with her hip bones... :roll:
 
dionne said:
katyk said:
Dionne, I've always thought your face looks a bit like hers in your avatar pic :)

awwwwww thanks :D :D :D

sompeople think she is ugly but i take that as a big compliment :lol:

Dionne's deffo prettier!!!! And you don't look all gaunt and skeletal like!!!
 
I love Posh.. i think shes so down to earth and think its really good how she can laugh at what people say about her.... I think the show was just a P**s take for the media... the blow up doll was funny.... LOL.... can't wait for the beckham one next week... i'll be recording that and watching it over and over... :)
 
frangelle said:
budge said:
well i only watched it coz it was the thing on when i went to bed

There was a bit in it where she was in her new rented appartment. Her hair stylist and makeup artist were with her round the pool and she was waiting for her new PA to arrive.
She said she had requested one that was not too skinny, not too pretty and not too intelligent :shock: Then the doorbell rang and she said ''ill go and anwswer it so the new PA thinks im normal'' :rotfl: . She answered it and said that in normal circumstances she woud never answer a door in person :rotfl: :rotfl: WTF!!!!
Then duringthe week with the new PA she was in the kitchen with ther and she said ''When we go to functions you can eat my meals for me coz i hate eating in public. Then she added ''every girl has a fat friend and you can be mine''!!!! how RUDE!!!!
honestly the girls a fooking loooooony :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Then she went to get her picture taken for the DVLA!!! she posed like a tosser for the picture then insisted she could see it. She didn't like the picture so she asked for another one to be taken. The woman slurred to her in an american accent. ''This is the DVLA hunny - we don't do touch ups'' :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

There was loads of other funnies but my fingers ache

Yeah I saw a clip of that DVLA thing!! Stupid biatch. I never thought she was like that :shock: I always thought she was down to earth, but it's obviously all gone to her head.

She is so scrawny and vein, no wonder David goes elsewhere, it must be like lying on a hard matress sh*gging her :puke:

Course she couldn't go on top either coz she'd impale him with her hip bones... :roll:

LOL

i thought diferently . I actually realised why david stayed with her. Shes so funny :rotfl: always smiling and shes very family orientated. All qualities which men like.
 

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