What's the most MALE thing your OH has said?

[Geordie&Bairn]

Mine was
he said..............
We dont need to get each other presents for xmas
Any way you've already had mine
when i asked him what this was
he said my SPERM


I had to laugh at that one

 

[debecca]

Mine was straight after I showed him the pregnancy test:

"Aha! I have hardy little soldiers!"

Followed closely by him telling me to "get that wee-ridden stick off our clean bed"...

 

[1sttimemum]

Off the top of my head i cant think of anything.. But i would of been had he of said any of the above

X

 

[JoAnn&Aimee]

Similar to Debecca! After he got over the shock of 6 positive pregnancy tests (and this took WEEKS to happen!!) he turned to me and said 'at least I know my swimmers work!' haha

And I had to take 6 of them because I was convinced they weren't working. I'll admit I wasn't happy at first but I think it was the shock of being a mother!

 

[Emma58]

Mine was similar too - something along the lines of ''I told you I had super sperm'' because i fell pregnant pretty quick and I was convinced that it would take a while.

 

[Geordie&Bairn]

When we went for our 21 weeks scan and found we we're having a Son
The sonographer zoomed in the thatpaiccular area to identify the gender.
She said you're defenitly having a boy.

James said "is that becuse he has a big one"
She laughed and said "well yes it is a fair size"
James then said proudly "oh look he has a big pennis just like his Daddy"
With a big beeming smile

 

[xrachx]

Lol....when i bent down to pic the baby up the other day, he said..."while your down there"..needless to say he was just joking, lol

 

[Sandi4Paul]

when i showed DH the BFP on the stick he looked at it and went was does that mean. I said it meant we were having a baby.

he looked at it in shock and said:

Give me the instructions.

Sandi

 

[bhe101]

Yeah, my oh has mentioned his "super sperm" a couple of times too

 

[Penstraze]

My OH likes to make all the sexist jokes like a woman should be chained to the sink with enough chain to get to the bathroom and he really thinks hes funny

But his most manly think I think was when he was complaining how ill he was with this cold and it was totally out of order that due to staff holidays he couldnt have time off when he was so ill, when I said well I managed to work through when I had it last week without moaning and I could have taken time off he said .....well you didnt have it as bad as I have!!!!

 

[andreaaa]

I'm trying to think but I can't recall any

He had a tear when I told him I was pg and hugged me lots... and has asked for things for our baby for his birthday

Yes well Mummy wants a drum kit for her birthday

He hasn't mentioned his swimmers at all

 

[Sydneysmum]

I haven't laughed so much in ages! Aren't men funny! My fella tries to talk to the baby through my belly button just to make me laugh.

He's not much of a 'bloke' but he is quite proud that his manhood has done him well