Two conclusions

[Lou12]

Pointless thread - but I've come to two conclusions today.

First - I'm going to have to start eating dinner at the table rather than a tray on my lap. I've just had lunch and slopped on my top 3 times because I couldn't quite reach over my bump... not good.



Second - It's getting increasingly difficult to pee in a bottle, again due to not being able to reach over the bump. Could really do with a big funnel or something to make these things easier!! Also not good.

 

[Cherrycola]

I feel your pain! I normally blame my LO for getting me all dirty with her sticky food fingerprints but the past few days I have been spilling more on myself than she has.

 

[Karate Kid]

Lol we always eat at our dining table and I still manage to get stuff down me!

As for peeing in a bottle.... I pee in a plastic disposable cup (bought a pack of cheep ones) and decant into the specimin bottle.... I would have no luck trying to pee into that little thing! x

 

[Jajis]

Pointless thread - but I've come to two conclusions today.

First - I'm going to have to start eating dinner at the table rather than a tray on my lap. I've just had lunch and slopped on my top 3 times because I couldn't quite reach over my bump... not good.

Haha, yeah I had to stop eating off a tray on my lap a while back because it just wouldn't balance anymore Still eating sat on the sofa, luckily the arm of the sofa is at the right height that I can balance the tray on there instead!

Second - It's getting increasingly difficult to pee in a bottle, again due to not being able to reach over the bump. Could really do with a big funnel or something to make these things easier!! Also not good.

Oh god, I hadn't even thought about this... it was okay last time, but definitely getting trickier... next time is a week away and I'm definitely getting bigger by the day. Oh well, there's something to look forward to

 

[babyem]

I ended up peeing all over my hand last time! I can't see what I'm doing!
And my bump has turned into a giant crumb-catcher!! x

 

[Hope81]

I ended up peeing over my hand and somehow outside of the w.c????????? How did I even manage that?
I think next time I will get one of Josephine potty toddler training things pee there and then pour it in the bottle

 

[FirstBabyEek]

Ha ha!! this thread made me chuckle. We eat at the table, but I cant bend forward over my bump anymore to get close enough so end up sloping it down my front usually. So its tricky either way!

Great idea about plastic cups!! I have some from our jubilee party so will use them from now on

xxx

 

[Lou12]

Lol we always eat at our dining table and I still manage to get stuff down me!

As for peeing in a bottle.... I pee in a plastic disposable cup (bought a pack of cheep ones) and decant into the specimin bottle.... I would have no luck trying to pee into that little thing! x

Oooh, I'll put cups on my shopping list for tomorrow! Thank you!

 

[Hope81]

Ahem the mess I managed to make was with a cup even

 

[Em91]

Agree with both of these, at home ive bought some plastic throwaway cups but I had to do a sample at the hospital this morning and they just gave me the bottle, was rather difficult!!
BabyEm the crumb catching thing is so true!! x

Using tapatalk so excuse the typos!

 

[Jayjay027]

Yes these are both so true!! Lol.
I haven't been able to eat on my lap for a while now, but we normally eat at the table anyway.

The plastic cup idea is brilliant!! I've peed on my hand tryin to aim it blindly into the bottle lol x

 

[Lolly85x]

I can sympathise with you here!!!
I also have trouble wiping my bum (tmi) have had to try out a few dodgy positions to get it right!x

 

[BellaRiven]

I used to pee in a jug when I got to the later stages.....bigger area to not miss lol x x

 

[Spinneygirl]

I too pee in a plastic cup and too struggle to wipe my bum and also shave my foof, i just have to aim and hope for the best! xxx

 

[Lolly85x]

I get my boyfriend to sit on the toilet with the mirror while I shave... That's love for you haha!!!xx

 

[babyem]

Agree with both of these, at home ive bought some plastic throwaway cups but I had to do a sample at the hospital this morning and they just gave me the bottle, was rather difficult!!
BabyEm the crumb catching thing is so true!! x

Using tapatalk so excuse the typos!

If I eat a chocolate bar or something, the chocolate crumbs catch on my bump and end up melting all over my top! I look like a 2 year old! x