Tunnocks Tea Cakes!!!

[emilia]

Just to let you all know....... my dream has come true!!!

A friend from Edinburgh arrived with her 4 children yesterday - they spend the night with me and left again early this evening. Anyway - would you believe......... she arrived with 72 teacakes!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh bloody hell, Dell.......... put me down for 2 stone heavier on Monday!!
Emilia xx

 

[beanie]

Yay, tunnocks rule

If you eat them with one foot of the ground then you don't put weight on (obviously I cannot be held responsible for any weight gain that may occur)

 

[Kim]

Also if you eat them with your eyes shut you wont put weight on

 

[Kim]

BTW what are they??

 

[beanie]

a little bit of heaven....biscuit, jam and marshmallow in chocolate. They are only small so you can fit one in your mouth. I could easily eat a whole pack

 

[emilia]

They don't have jam in as far as I know ....... SH 1T..... haven't got any left to check now....... DH is going to kill me...... can't get out of chair....... stuck........ HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!
By the way - made in Scotland and "Purely Orgasmic"!!!!!

 

[beanie]

Am sure the one I had last week did, saying that I ate it a bit too fast so may not have tasted it right. Am going to have to buy a pack to see now

 

[Kim]

I don't like them

 

[beanie]

Kim that's blasphemous - go and wash your mouth out with soap!!!!

 

[emilia]

WHAT??????? How dare you insult the love of my life..... *burp*
Having said that..... neither will I after stuffing 72 down my cakehole!
Emilia xx

 

[Kim]

SORRY!!

I think I have some in the cupboard, I bought them for the kids cos they were the cheapest in the shop

But I won't be touching them, I think they taste like cardboard

 

[emilia]

Kim - be so kind to cut one in half to that Beanie and I could settle our difference please!!
Emilia xx
Jam or no jam!!!!

 

[Kim]

JAM!!

Lol

 

[tracyM]

http://www.howlovely.co.uk/tunnocks/game1.htm

 

[emilia]

No I'm sorry!!!! You've got the wrong stuff!!!!!
Does it say TUNNOCKS TEA CAKES made in Scotland?
*curse*
Emilia xx

 

[Kim]

I think they are fake, maybe that's why they taste like cardboard???

I don't have the packet they were in the biscuit tin, sorry!!

 

[Kim]

Just looked it up on google, they dont have jam, I have imposters!!

 

[beanie]

I think I may have got it mixed up with my wagon wheel must not mix chocolate, must not mix chocolate......

 

[Kim]

wagon wheel lol, they don't have jam either, unless you have the special 'jammy' ones, in a blue wrapper???

 

[emilia]

See Kim.... you get teacakes and then you get TUNNOCK TEA CAKES..... the latter is extraodinary and you'll NEVER refer to it as CARDBOARD! Yep.... you've been buying FAKES.......... sorry!
Emilia xx
ps. wrapper is silver with red writing.... TUNNOCKS!