I have brain freeze as a normal every day condition
putting the phone in the fridge
putting the milk in the cupboards and the cup in the fridge
putting my trousers on back to front and not relising till later that day
forgetting how old i am
boling the kettle but not switching the plug on
making a cup of tea and forgetting the tea bag
going to pick up a fruit bar of the bench and picking up taking a bit out of a tea bag
theses ones happend a while back
putting the plastic trays on top of the oven and fogetting to turn the hob of
resulting in a plastic volcano explosion
plastic is very pretty when bubbling
putting the oven glove in the oven while switched on and toasting it
putting on bacon forgetting about it only remembering when the smoke alarm goes of.
oh there are so many more