Tara & Liam
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Sore Balls
>
> Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as
>her ball
> headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
> The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands
>together at
> his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
>
> The woman rushed down to the man, and
> immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a
>physical
> therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,"
> she told him.
>
> "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man
>replied.
> He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping
>his
> hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally
>allowed
> her to help.
>
> She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened
>his pants
> and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage
>for
> several long moments and asked, "How does that feel"?
>
> He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell!"
>
> Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as
>her ball
> headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
> The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands
>together at
> his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
>
> The woman rushed down to the man, and
> immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a
>physical
> therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,"
> she told him.
>
> "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man
>replied.
> He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping
>his
> hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally
>allowed
> her to help.
>
> She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened
>his pants
> and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage
>for
> several long moments and asked, "How does that feel"?
>
> He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell!"
