Sleeping Arrangements

[Londoner Claire]

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both
married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same
sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.... him in the
upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 10 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman
saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be
willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully
cold. "
"I have a better idea," she replied." Just for tonight, let's
just pretend that we're married. "
"Wow! That's a great idea! " he exclaimed!
"Good, " she replied... "Get your own feckin blanket."
After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.

 

[kimmumof2]

xxxxx

 

[foxymum]

 

[mummykay]

 

[Baileysmummy]

 

[SarahB]

 

[jools221181]

That's great!