shocking!

[missac]

I was on the phone to a friend and she has had a hellish day!

She went to fill up her car at the petrol station today and didn't realise that she had spilled some on her hand, she paid and left. As she was leaving she decided to habe a ciggie so she wound down her window and lit her fag, because she had petrol on her hand her hand caught fire so she was waving it out the window trying to put it out and pulled over just as the police turned up. They only bloody arrested her





































charge was being in possession of a firearm!!

 

[Kimbo]

oh my god thats awful

 

[SarahH]

 

[Kimbo]

oh crap!!

ive just realised it was a joke and i didnt see the bottom bit

 

[missac]

oh my god thats awful

it's a joke!!!!

 

[Sarah&Braydon]

bless ya kimbo

 

[missac]

oh crap!!

ive just realised it was a joke and i didnt see the bottom bit

I shall let you off on account you have pregnancy brain!!

 

[Kimbo]

DUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH

 

[Emmylou]

LMFAO!!!!!

 

[jools221181]

Awww Kimbo! To be fair I didn't realise it was a joke until I saw the bottom bit!

 

[missac]

I have had many a person with that one - the trick is to tell it when the mood is quite serious so that people think you are actually telling a true story!!

 

[Kimbo]

I have had many a person with that one - the trick is to tell it when the mood is quite serious so that people think you are actually telling a true story!!

well it worked with me

 

[rusks]

very good!

 

[A&J]

 

[happy-chick]

 

[Becksss]

 

[Emmylou]

Just told DH...got him!!! Started p*ssing myself laughing at the punchline though

 

[missac]

Just told DH...got him!!! Started p*ssing myself laughing at the punchline though

 

[x-kirsty-x]

 

[Babylicious]