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Yeah I'm not too far away, just swim across the Irish see! :rofl:
 
Omg I just had to wake k up cos shed pooped, half way thru doin her bum, fwb walke in first off pulled down mu trousers then my knickers and ran off :lol: couldn't even scream obscenities at him cos I was tryinto be all quiet to keep her calm!
 
Too drunk arnt ya Princess. Yeah theres some fab sales there atm Smess ;) xx
 
Jayne swim it! And go all off course like that woman in the channel and get all famous and yhat!
 
:rofl: that's funny! Bet you just had a stunned look on your face, can we say your name yet btw?
 
Omg I just had to wake k up cos shed pooped, half way thru doin her bum, fwb walke in first off pulled down mu trousers then my knickers and ran off :lol: couldn't even scream obscenities at him cos I was tryinto be all quiet to keep her calm!

:shock: Cheeky fooker!! LOL
 
Omg I just had to wake k up cos shed pooped, half way thru doin her bum, fwb walke in first off pulled down mu trousers then my knickers and ran off :lol: couldn't even scream obscenities at him cos I was tryinto be all quiet to keep her calm!


pmsl!!!!! xxxx
 
I'd drown after cider lol.

:rofl:

OMG right last Sunday I was in the car outside Tesco's midday! Some women bent over was stumbling drunk being held up all her arse showing, bent over and showed everyone right up her foof, yuck yuck yuck!! Oh and went into Tesco's and came out with more cider :shock:
 
Yea I cba no more! If he wants to read he can but he ain't got Internet ATM anywY lol! And I'm sure you'd get famous from drowning xos of cider swimming to meet us :lol:
 
ok i sooooooooooooooooooooooo need a fag pmsl!!! and sneezing randomly at the mo!!

oooooooooooooooooooooooooo hiccups now!!
 

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