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Saturday night chat thread! *COME JOIN*

Yea I cba no more! If he wants to read he can but he ain't got Internet ATM anywY lol! And I'm sure you'd get famous from drowning xos of cider swimming to meet us :lol:

Hahaha he'd love to be a fly on your wall!

OMG vix I actually just lolled! Few more Drinks and I'd have been roffling!!

LOL it was disgusting to see!!
 
argh that's absolutely mank vix!!!! dirty old biatch! I've seen some right sights to behold thru work, normally men trying to get their winkies out but one woman got her bb's out for the custody sergeant when she was getting booked in after being arrested, they fell out of her bra and hit the desk :rofl: everyone there was like :shock: One fella also had a w**k in the cells and called us to see him just as he was about to *um! Ick.
 
argh that's absolutely mank vix!!!! dirty old biatch! I've seen some right sights to behold thru work, normally men trying to get their winkies out but one woman got her bb's out for the custody sergeant when she was getting booked in after being arrested, they fell out of her bra and hit the desk :rofl: everyone there was like :shock: One fella also had a w**k in the cells and called us to see him just as he was about to *um! Ick.




OMG!!!!!
 
argh that's absolutely mank vix!!!! dirty old biatch! I've seen some right sights to behold thru work, normally men trying to get their winkies out but one woman got her bb's out for the custody sergeant when she was getting booked in after being arrested, they fell out of her bra and hit the desk :rofl: everyone there was like :shock: One fella also had a w**k in the cells and called us to see him just as he was about to *um! Ick.

Ewww! Lol you must see some sights :shock:

A fly on mu Walls not all he'd like to be :lol:

What then? :rofl:
 
Omg jayne I'm sat giggling to myself about that womans (.Y.)s! Am off for a run to bargain booze! Gotbmy knickers on inside out haha! I tried tellin him I'd suck his willy if he did but he said no!
 
Omg jayne I'm sat giggling to myself about that womans (.Y.)s! Am off for a run to bargain booze! Gotbmy knickers on inside out haha! I tried tellin him I'd suck his willy if he did but he said no!

Lmao, you'll puke on it instead :rofl:
 
argh, how anyone can get horny in a cell I'll never know. The fella's were more disgusted by it than I was, I was just like; well that's nothing to be proud of is it? Why would I want to see that? :rofl: where as the fellas were all like iiiiiieeew dirty bas***d
 
Oh gawd alice is off to get drunk, where's one of the mods to move this into girly?
 
argh, how anyone can get horny in a cell I'll never know. The fella's were more disgusted by it than I was, I was just like; well that's nothing to be proud of is it? Why would I want to see that? :rofl: where as the fellas were all like iiiiiieeew dirty bas***d

You must see some random shit Jayne!! Haha x

Lmao walked out the door sayin BRB LOL!! he was like whatever!!

Lmao!!
 

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