Another charming one from me but I figure you lot won't mind too much
It is doing my head in. I am SO constipated but I keep getting diarrhoea-like cramps. So I toddle off to the loo only to be greeted by a stony silence and some lower abdominal pain. It goes on and on. I'm bunged up but everything above the 'blockage' is like a cross between hangover booze-poos and the morning after a vindaloo! I can't win! Even if everything is 'cleared out' s to speak it just happens again the next day.
I am drinking loads of water and eating as many veg as I can (fruit goes off too quick so unless I want to go shopping everyday I pretty much do without but am drinking fruit juices instead) but I look about 4 months gone due to the delightful bloating/blockage and I just can't seem to do anything.
Any magical poo tips from anyone?! They will be gratefully received I can promise you!!!